Episodes (24)

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
S09E01 · Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Sep 19, 2011

After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house - until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.

People Who Love Peepholes
S09E02 · People Who Love Peepholes

Sep 26, 2011

Walden buys Charlie's house and hires Berta as his live-in housekeeper, forcing Alan to move back in with his mom. However, Alan sees an opportunity to come back when Walden asks for advice about getting his wife back.

Big Girls Don't Throw Food
S09E03 · Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Oct 03, 2011

While preparing for a romantic dinner with his wife, Walden accidentally talks Jake into dropping out of school.

Nine Magic Fingers
S09E04 · Nine Magic Fingers

Oct 10, 2011

Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place may be numbered after Walden hooks up with Charlie's gold-digger ex girlfriend, Courtney.

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
S09E05 · A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Oct 17, 2011

Lyndsey dumps Alan after he agrees to be completely honest about his past, and a stoned Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing him a party.

The Squat and the Hover
S09E06 · The Squat and the Hover

Oct 24, 2011

Alan convinces Walden to see Charlie's old shrink after he gets his divorce papers from Bridget, but his spirits are soon lifted after he meets a lesbian who looks like her.

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
S09E07 · Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Oct 31, 2011

Walden hires Evelyn as his interior decorator, but Alan is convinced that she just wants to take advantage of him sexually. Meanwhile, Alan inherits Charlie's journal, and Jake has a crush on his tutor, but she has a crush on Walden.

Thank You for the Intercourse
S09E08 · Thank You for the Intercourse

Nov 07, 2011

Still emotional after Charlie's death and jealous over Walden's ability to pick up hot single women, Alan takes a break from reality and channels his inner Charlie.

Frodo's Headshots
S09E09 · Frodo's Headshots

Nov 14, 2011

Upon his return from the "stress clinic," Alan finds out that Jake got his girlfriend pregnant, Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, and he has to move out immediately.

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
S09E10 · A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Nov 21, 2011

After Jake talks Walden into asking out a woman he meets at a supermarket, Alan considers hocking Walden's incredibly expensive wedding ring to get out of debt.

What a Lovely Landing Strip
S09E11 · What a Lovely Landing Strip

Dec 05, 2011

Just as Walden appears ready to pursue a new relationship with Zoe, Bridget returns and says that she wants him back.

One False Move, Zimbabwe!
S09E12 · One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Dec 12, 2011

Walden's mother arrives for Christmas and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about a "pet" from Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
S09E13 · Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Jan 02, 2012

When Bridget and Walden's mother try to take control of Walden's company, Walden puts Alan on the board. But can he be trusted once Walden's mother gets to him?

A Possum on Chemo
S09E14 · A Possum on Chemo

Jan 16, 2012

While Zoe pressures Walden into shaving and cutting his hair, Alan discovers that Lyndsey is dating a younger man.

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
S09E15 · The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Feb 06, 2012

Walden looks for ways to spice up his lackluster love life with Zoey, including a batch of Berta's "special" brownies.

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
S09E16 · Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Feb 13, 2012

Alan and Walden are stuck at home with their feuding girlfriends on Valentine's Day because of a torrential storm.

Not in My Mouth!
S09E17 · Not in My Mouth!

Feb 20, 2012

When Zoey doesn't return his "I love you," Walden retaliates by immediately picking up on another woman.

The War Against Gingivitis
S09E18 · The War Against Gingivitis

Feb 27, 2012

Walden's estranged ex-business partner comes to him with a billion-dollar business idea, and another secret or two.

Palmdale, Ech
S09E19 · Palmdale, Ech

Mar 19, 2012

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to each other, while Walden spends the night hanging out with Jake and Eldrige since Zoey is still out of town.

Grandma's Pie
S09E20 · Grandma's Pie

Apr 09, 2012

Zoe is upset when she finds out that Bridget is a business partner in Walden's latest venture, while Alan and Lyndsey have an awkward dinner with their moms, who are now lovers and are planning to move in together.

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
S09E21 · Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Apr 16, 2012

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

Why We Gave Up Women
S09E22 · Why We Gave Up Women

Apr 30, 2012

Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle aged woman to tell Alan to make some changes to his life after his heart attack.

The Straw in My Donut Hole
S09E23 · The Straw in My Donut Hole

May 07, 2012

Alan decides to take advantage of the guilt felt by his family and Walden after his heart attack, but Zoe knows that he's just milking it and sets out to prove it.

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
S09E24 · Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

May 14, 2012

Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.


Two and a Half Men Season 9 (2011) is released on Sep 19, 2011 and the latest season 12 of Two and a Half Men is released in 2014. Watch Two and a Half Men online - the English Comedy TV series from United States. Two and a Half Men is directed by James Widdoes,Gary Halvorson,Pamela Fryman,Jeff Melman and created by Lee Aronsohn with Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. Two and a Half Men is available online on Peacock Premium and Apple iTunes.

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

As know as:

2 1/2 män, שני גברים וחצי, Dva a pol chlapa, Два з половиною чоловіки, Du su puse vyro


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Production Companies:

Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company, Warner Bros. Television

Official Site:

CBS (United States)


Charlie Lives! (syndication), Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.


Robert Lloyd
Los Angeles Times
Kutcher brings a softness as well as a sense of rude health to a series that could often be brittle and sour, misanthropic and misogynistic, and temperamentally middle-aged. His presence might allow Cryer to play some sweeter, less strident notes.
by rottentomatoes, Sep 12, 2018
Hillary Busis
Entertainment Weekly
Maybe Two and a Half Men has simply lost its luster in the wake of Sheen-gate. Its departed star cast a huge, tiger-blood-shaped shadow - which is probably why the show is determined to keep airing plots that revolve around the absent Charlie.
by rottentomatoes, Sep 11, 2018
Shaunna Murphy
Entertainment Weekly
I realized that Ashton Kutcher is actually too good for this material. Then I splashed some cold water on my face, but the thought was still there.
by rottentomatoes, Sep 11, 2018

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