Episodes (22)

818-jklpuzo
S07E01 · 818-jklpuzo

Sep 21, 2009

Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancée Mia launch her music career, but does he still have feelings for her? And what if she's a terrible singer? Meanwhile, Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation
S07E02 · Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Sep 28, 2009

When Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend Melissa move in, the girls take over the house.

Mmm, Fish. Yum.
S07E03 · Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Oct 05, 2009

Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
S07E04 · Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Oct 12, 2009

Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time with Melissa, and Chelsea is upset about the way that Jake is treating her.

For the Sake of the Child
S07E05 · For the Sake of the Child

Oct 19, 2009

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other.

Give Me Your Thumb
S07E06 · Give Me Your Thumb

Nov 02, 2009

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

Untainted by Filth
S07E07 · Untainted by Filth

Nov 09, 2009

After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and get drunk and wake up in bed together with a strange woman.

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
S07E08 · Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Nov 16, 2009

Charlie invites Chelsea's sexy friend to stay at his place while she gets over a breakup, secretly hoping that he will get a chance to have kinky three-way sex.

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
S07E09 · Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Nov 23, 2009

Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
S07E10 · That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'

Dec 07, 2009

Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.

Warning, It's Dirty
S07E11 · Warning, It's Dirty

Dec 14, 2009

Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
S07E12 · Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Jan 11, 2010

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.

Yay, No Polyps
S07E13 · Yay, No Polyps

Jan 18, 2010

Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to return home and find them in his living room.

Crude and Uncalled For
S07E14 · Crude and Uncalled For

Feb 01, 2010

Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
S07E15 · Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

Feb 08, 2010

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person. But will he be able to pull it off?

Tinkle Like a Princess
S07E16 · Tinkle Like a Princess

Mar 01, 2010

Charlie reacts to his breakup with Chelsea by taking the first woman that he sees and marrying her in Las Vegas.

I Found Your Moustache
S07E17 · I Found Your Moustache

Mar 08, 2010

Charlie and Chelsea get back together for one night, which leaves Charlie mistakenly believing that they are back for good.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day
S07E18 · Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Mar 22, 2010

Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which could cause problems when Chelsea wants to get back together. Meanwhile, Alan is paid handsomely by a chiropractic patient who wants a different kind of adjustment.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
S07E19 · Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Apr 12, 2010

Alan dates the mom of one of Jake's friends instead of telling her that her son and Jake went out drinking, but Charlie surprisingly does not approve of his actions.

I Called Him Magoo
S07E20 · I Called Him Magoo

May 10, 2010

Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unexpected snag, while Charlie has an unusual request for his overnight companion.

Gumby with a Pokey
S07E21 · Gumby with a Pokey

May 17, 2010

While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie gets a prescription for medical marijuana to help him sleep and forget about Chelsea.

This Is Not Gonna End Well
S07E22 · This Is Not Gonna End Well

May 24, 2010

Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party.

About

Two and a Half Men Season 7 (2009) is released on Sep 21, 2009 and the latest season 12 of Two and a Half Men is released in 2014. Watch Two and a Half Men online - the English Comedy TV series from United States. Two and a Half Men is directed by James Widdoes,Gary Halvorson,Pamela Fryman,Jeff Melman and created by Lee Aronsohn with Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. Two and a Half Men is available online on Peacock Premium and Apple iTunes.

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

As know as:

2 1/2 män, שני גברים וחצי, Dva a pol chlapa, Два з половиною чоловіки, Du su puse vyro

Countries:

United States

Language:

English

Stream Service:

CBS

Production Companies:

Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company, Warner Bros. Television

Official Site:

CBS (United States)

Taglines:

Charlie Lives! (syndication), Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

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James Poniewozik
TIME Magazine
All I have to say is: the older Charlie Sheen gets, the more often I catch myself thinking, "Why is President Bartlet arguing with that hot chick in bed?"
by rottentomatoes, Sep 11, 2018

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