Episodes (19)

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
S05E01 · Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Sep 24, 2007

Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.

Media Room Slash Dungeon
S05E02 · Media Room Slash Dungeon

Oct 01, 2007

Charlie and his mom temporarily become friends until Charlie takes an interest in one of her married clients and Alan goes to bed with a woman who has self-esteem issues.

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
S05E03 · Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Oct 08, 2007

Charlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.

City of Great Racks
S05E04 · City of Great Racks

Oct 15, 2007

Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination?

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
S05E05 · Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Oct 22, 2007

Charlie hasn't had a paying gig for months, so Alan becomes part of a drug study to make extra money. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to bond with Linda's four-year-old son.

Help Daddy Find His Toenail
S05E06 · Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Oct 29, 2007

A medication mix-up causes Charlie to humiliate Linda at an important dinner, and Jake disobeys his dad's orders and sneaks out to attend a rock concert.

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
S05E07 · Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Nov 05, 2007

After Alan gets in a fight with Charlie over a decorative bowl, Alan and Jake move in with Alan's mom.

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
S05E08 · Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Nov 12, 2007

Charlie discovers that being a children's singer means making lots of money and picking up single moms. But he also discovers that he's going to have to overcome his fear of performing in front of large audiences.

Tight's Good
S05E09 · Tight's Good

Nov 19, 2007

Charlie ignores his future step-father's advice and gets involved with his daughter, and he learns the hard way that he should have heeded the warning.

Kinda Like Necrophilia
S05E10 · Kinda Like Necrophilia

Nov 26, 2007

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school, so he sets out to even the score.

Meander to Your Dander
S05E11 · Meander to Your Dander

Mar 17, 2008

Alan's latest relationship has grown stale, so he turns to Charlie for advice about how to break up with her.

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
S05E12 · A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Mar 24, 2008

Charlie is suffering from a bad cold, and Rose suddenly and mysteriously resurfaces to "take care of him." So why isn't Charlie getting any better?

The Soil is Moist
S05E13 · The Soil is Moist

Mar 31, 2008

Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him.

Winky-Dink Time
S05E14 · Winky-Dink Time

Apr 14, 2008

Charlie sets up Alan with a prostitute and accompanies Jake on a double date.

Rough Night in Hump Junction
S05E15 · Rough Night in Hump Junction

Apr 21, 2008

Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex-fiancée's upcoming wedding.

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
S05E16 · Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Apr 28, 2008

Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister.

Fish in a Drawer
S05E17 · Fish in a Drawer

May 05, 2008

Parody of "CSI" in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try to figure out who is the killer.

If My Hole Could Talk
S05E18 · If My Hole Could Talk

May 12, 2008

Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than he is, has a 32-year-old son and treats Charlie more like a son than a boyfriend. Jake tries to write a book report over the weekend but keeps losing the book before he can read it.

Waiting for the Right Snapper
S05E19 · Waiting for the Right Snapper

May 19, 2008

Alan has a crush on Charlie's new older girlfriend and Charlie discovers that he "dated" his girlfriend's son's fiancée. Meanwhile, Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra exam.

About

Two and a Half Men Season 5 (2007) is released on Sep 24, 2007 and the latest season 12 of Two and a Half Men is released in 2014. Watch Two and a Half Men online - the English Comedy TV series from United States. Two and a Half Men is directed by James Widdoes,Gary Halvorson,Pamela Fryman,Jeff Melman and created by Lee Aronsohn with Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. Two and a Half Men is available online on Peacock Premium and Apple iTunes.

The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

As know as:

2 1/2 män, שני גברים וחצי, Dva a pol chlapa, Два з половиною чоловіки, Du su puse vyro

Countries:

United States

Language:

English

Stream Service:

CBS

Production Companies:

Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company, Warner Bros. Television

Official Site:

CBS (United States)

Taglines:

Charlie Lives! (syndication), Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

Reviews

Rob Salem
Toronto Star
Only moderately successful, but did work as a goof on such time-worn CSI tropes.
by rottentomatoes, Sep 12, 2018
Brian Lowry
Variety
Exhibited a cheeky charm.
by rottentomatoes, Sep 11, 2018
Daniel Kurland
New York Magazine/Vulture
"Fish in a Drawer" features the obvious sort of pandering that crossovers so often indulge in.
by rottentomatoes, Sep 11, 2018

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