Episodes (24)

Back Off Mary Poppins
S02E01 · Back Off Mary Poppins

Sep 20, 2004

Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
S02E02 · Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Sep 27, 2004

Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.

A Bag Full of Jawea
S02E03 · A Bag Full of Jawea

Oct 04, 2004

After Jake flips off his teacher, Alan and Judith move to punish him. Charlie, meanwhile, has other plans for Jake's teacher. Chaos ensues when Jake discovers the relationship and the increasingly overbearing Miss Pasternak tells Charlie she believes God brought them together.

Go Get Mommy's Bra
S02E04 · Go Get Mommy's Bra

Oct 11, 2004

After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.

Bad News from the Clinic
S02E05 · Bad News from the Clinic

Oct 18, 2004

Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head because she is just like him; a self-centered, manipulative, narcissist. Charlie debates breaking it off. Alan and Jake fiercely battle wills over Jake doing his homework.

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
S02E06 · The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Oct 25, 2004

After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now infuriated brother.

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
S02E07 · A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Nov 08, 2004

Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
S02E08 · Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Nov 15, 2004

Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.

Yes, Monsignor
S02E09 · Yes, Monsignor

Nov 22, 2004

Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give him another shot. Back home, Jake tries to diagnose his learning problems.

The Salmon Under My Sweater
S02E10 · The Salmon Under My Sweater

Nov 29, 2004

Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report.

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
S02E11 · Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Dec 13, 2004

Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.

A Lung Full of Alan
S02E12 · A Lung Full of Alan

Jan 03, 2005

An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.

Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
S02E13 · Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów

Jan 17, 2005

Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.

Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
S02E14 · Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Jan 31, 2005

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.

Smell the Umbrella Stand
S02E15 · Smell the Umbrella Stand

Feb 07, 2005

Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
S02E16 · Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Feb 14, 2005

It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
S02E17 · Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!

Feb 21, 2005

Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after a sexual encounter went horribly wrong.

It Was Mame, Mom
S02E18 · It Was Mame, Mom

Mar 07, 2005

Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
S02E19 · A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Mar 21, 2005

A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exes.

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
S02E20 · I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Apr 18, 2005

Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
S02E21 · A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

May 02, 2005

After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
S02E22 · That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

May 09, 2005

Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
S02E23 · Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

May 16, 2005

After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at her place, Alan and Charlie worry about how Jake will be affected by his overnight visit.

Does This Smell Funny to You
S02E24 · Does This Smell Funny to You

May 23, 2005

Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man.


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The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

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2 1/2 män, שני גברים וחצי, Dva a pol chlapa, Два з половиною чоловіки, Du su puse vyro


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Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company, Warner Bros. Television

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Charlie Lives! (syndication), Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.


Brian Lowry
Thanks to the terrific chemistry among the central trio, the show gets by on charm even when not yielding big laughs.
by rottentomatoes, Sep 18, 2013

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