Episodes (24)

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
S03E01 · Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Sep 19, 2005

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
S03E02 · Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Sep 26, 2005

Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day.

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
S03E03 · Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Oct 03, 2005

After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
S03E04 · Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Oct 10, 2005

Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.

We Called It Mr. Pinky
S03E05 · We Called It Mr. Pinky

Oct 17, 2005

Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.

Hi, Mr. Horned One
S03E06 · Hi, Mr. Horned One

Oct 24, 2005

Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
S03E07 · Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Nov 07, 2005

Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.

That Voodoo That I Do Do
S03E08 · That Voodoo That I Do Do

Nov 14, 2005

Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.

Madame and Her Special Friend
S03E09 · Madame and Her Special Friend

Nov 21, 2005

Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.

Something Salted and Twisted
S03E10 · Something Salted and Twisted

Nov 28, 2005

After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie.

Santa's Village of the Damned
S03E11 · Santa's Village of the Damned

Dec 19, 2005

Alan's girlfriend Sandy is Malibu's answer to Martha Stewart, causing Alan and Charlie to pack on the pounds. Their desire for her fabulous culinary output is ultimately overwhelmed by her craziness.

That Special Tug
S03E12 · That Special Tug

Jan 09, 2006

After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink.

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
S03E13 · Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Jan 23, 2006

Charlie has to decide whether he can really commit to a serious relationship with Mia, especially when sex is currently off the agenda. Unsurprisingly, his suggestion that he sleep with other women in the meantime falls on somewhat stony ground.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
S03E14 · Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Feb 06, 2006

As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

My Tongue Is Meat
S03E15 · My Tongue Is Meat

Feb 27, 2006

Forced to hide in his garage to enjoy a brace of beers and half a Cuban cigar, Charlie's attempts to keep his unhealthy lifestyle habits secret from Mia fall apart when she smells bacon on his breath, resulting in their first major argument since taking their relationship to a physical plane.

Ergo, the Booty Call
S03E16 · Ergo, the Booty Call

Mar 06, 2006

Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.

The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
S03E17 · The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

Mar 13, 2006

Charlie is nominated for an award, but he knows his rival Archie will win, as usual, so he doesn't want to attend it. Rose asks Charlie to help her with her boyfriend Gordon.

The Spit-Covered Cobbler
S03E18 · The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Mar 20, 2006

Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him.

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
S03E19 · Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Apr 10, 2006

Charlie learns that Kandi has been living with them for three weeks. It turns out he hasn't even noticed some furniture changes. Alan wants to try her as secretary, but Charlie doesn't think she's smart enough for that.

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
S03E20 · Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Apr 24, 2006

Alan is made to admit to Charlie, who keeps hitting it in, he has hit rock-bottom now that his brainless girlfriend Kandi has moved in with his ex. It's all so confusing that Jake would prefer dad's ladies to be lesbians, then tells him Kandi's mom Mandi has joined Charlie's endless list of sexual conquests. Alan can't talk to Kandi, she just repeats Judith's phrases, clearly without understanding the words, but he sees her dad, Mandi's ex Andy, arrive on blind date with his own ex Judith. Frolicking finale at Judith's, in rooms, bed and hot-tub.

And the Plot Moistens
S03E21 · And the Plot Moistens

May 01, 2006

Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions.

Just Once with Aunt Sophie
S03E22 · Just Once with Aunt Sophie

May 08, 2006

Jake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son, but even Jake, who spends his schooldays watching the clock tick, isn't dumb enough to consider dating advice from the worst womanizer in L.A., while Charlie proves he can coach a virtually hopeless case -Alan and Judith's genes without the IQ- trough appearance, dance and anything else. In fact Alan envies Jake so much, he still hopes for ...

Arguments for the Quickie
S03E23 · Arguments for the Quickie

May 15, 2006

Mia comes back and asks Charlie to donate his sperm. He agrees to, but for some unknown reason he can't deliver.

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
S03E24 · That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

May 22, 2006

Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.


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The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

As know as:

2 1/2 män, שני גברים וחצי, Dva a pol chlapa, Два з половиною чоловіки, Du su puse vyro


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Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company, Warner Bros. Television

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Charlie Lives! (syndication), Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

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