Saturday Night Live - Season 16 (1990)

Rob Schneider's first episode. Sketches include: Dirty Square Dancing, Patrick Swayze's Monologue (with Lisa Niemi cameo), Pumping Up With Hans and Franz, Ghost II, Sam Walton Offer I, Super Feud, Sam Walton Offer II, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Chippendales, The Tonight Show, White Trash Bed and Breakfast, Mouse Trap Seminar. Mariah Carey performs "Vision of Love" and "Vanishing".

David Spade and Julia Sweeney's first episode. Sketches include: A Message From the President of the United States, Jimmy Smits Monologue, Chia Head, Game Challengers, NBC News Employees (with Bob Costas cameo), Simon, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Date With a Ditz, The Dark Side with Nat X, Two-Faced Doormen, Mobile Home, Verbal Reversals. World Party performs "Way Down Now" and "Ship of Fools".

Sketches include: Live With Regis and Kathie Lee, Dennis Hopper Monologue and This Is Your Life (featuring Bert Parks), Nikey Turkey, Toonces Dreams, Inflatable Dolls, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: Chris Rock on Taxes and Crime, Liaison Mocking (featuring Paul Simon), The Civil War, What Animal Were You Raised By?, Schillervision, Stan Duffy's Gambling To Win. Paul Simon performs "The Obvious Child", "Proof" and "Late in the Evening".

John Goodman's second time hosting. Sketches include: Church Chat, John Goodman Monologue, Bad Idea Jeans (repeat), Annoying Traits, Jagger Ties The Knot, Player-With-Yourselves-Club, The McLaughlin Group, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: David Spade on Iraq and Kuwait, Food Chewing, Wayne's World, Davy Crockett and Son, It's Pat. Faith No More performs "Epic" and "From Out of Nowhere".

Tom Hanks' fifth time hosting. Sketches include: Mr. Subliminal, Tom Hanks Monologue (featuring Paul Simon, Steve Martin, Elliot Gould, Jon Lovitz, Ralph Nader, and SNL writer Conan O'Brien), Unpleasant Stimuli, Game Beaters (with Tony Randall cameo), Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: Three Dennis Millers Sing a Christmas Carol, The Global Warming Christmas Special (with Ralph Nader cameo), P. Whipped, Sabra Shopping Network, Double-Takes, A. Whitney Brown's Christmas Tale. Edie Brickell and New Bohemians performs "Woyaho" and "He Said".

Sketches include: A Message From the President of the United States, Dennis Quaid Monologue, Dysfunctional Family Christmas, Sally Jessy Raphael, Family Loves Ex-Boyfriend, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: Annoying Man (featuring Jon Lovitz), Weekend Update: Grumpy Old Man, Massage Students, Renegade Pilot, Sprockets, Schillervision Theatre, The Specialty Songs Of Cal McLane, Jr. The Neville Brothers perform "Brother Jake" and "River of Life".

Sketches include: Godfather Bush, Joe Mantegna Monologue, New York Radio, Nightline, Officer Miller, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: A. Whitney Brown on Iraq, I'm Chillin', Complaint Letter, Bill Swerski's Super Fans, Insane Inventors, Eddie "The Clot" O'Hanlon Funeral. Vanilla Ice performs "Ice Ice Baby" and "Play That Funky Music".

Sting's second time as musical guest and first time hosting. Sketches include: Wayne's World, Sting Monologue, Hedley and Wyche, Elevator Fans, The Sinatra Group, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey I, The Richmeister, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey II, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: Al Franken Reports from Baghdad, Weekend Update: David Spade on What's In and Out, Dr. Frankenstein's Monster, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey III, Coffee Talk, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey IV, Meeting Parents Flashback, Bleak Poetry. Sting performs "All This Time", "Mad About You...

Sketches include: Desert Storm Press Briefing, Kevin Bacon Monologue, No Execu-John Ad, The Richmeister, The Dark Side with Nat X, The Sarcastic Clapping Family Of Southhampton, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey I, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: A. Whitney Brown with the Big Picture, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey II, Bomb Messages, SoundStage, Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley, Cleaning My Rifle. INXS performs "Bitter Tears" and "Suicide Blonde".

Roseanne Barr's first time hosting. Sketches include: Mr. Subliminal Gulf War Briefing, Roseanne Barr Monologue, MetroCard, Misery II (with Jon Lovitz cameo), Sally Jessy Raphael (with Tom Arnold cameo), Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, WU: Iraqi Pete, It's Pat, McIntosh Jr., A Presidents' Day Remembrance, Happy Fun Ball, Iraqi Pete, Comedy Killers, Victoria's Secrets, Opposites Attract, White Trash History Minute. Deee-Lite with Bootsy Collins and The Rubber Band perform "World Clique" and "The Power of Love".

Alec Baldwin's second time hosting. Sketches include: The McLaughlin Group, Alec Baldwin Monologue (with Whitney Houston, Jon Lovitz and Arthur Kent cameos), The Dancer (with Evander Holyfield cameo), The Honest Planet, The Sinead O'Connor Awards, Lank Thompson: I'm A Handsome Actor, Pan Am Ad, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, WU: Bob Dylan Acceptance Speech, The Godfather Part IV, I'm Chillin', Confession Can Be Exciting For The Soul, Cyrano de Bergerac. Whitney Houston performs "I'm Your Baby Tonight", "All The Man I Need", and "My Name Is Not Susan".

A. Whitney Brown's final episode. Sketches include: The President's Second Post Gulf War Speech, Michael J. Fox Monologue, Chia Head (repeat), Stinging Clown, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey I, Central High Class Reunion, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, WU: A. Whitney Brown with the Big Picture, America's Most Wanted: Former Child Stars, Daily Affirmation, Not Gettin' Any, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey II, Elevator Fans, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey III. Black Crowes performs "Thick and Thin" and "She Talks to Angels".

Pumping Up With Hans and Franz, Jeremy Irons Monologue, McIntosh Jr. (repeat), The Richmeister, Sherlock Holmes Surprise Party, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey I, Lonesome Cowboys, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: Donovan "Razor" Ruddock (with Donovan Ruddock cameo), Weekend Update: Chris Rock on New Jack City, English Accent, Wayne's World, Hannibal Lecter Meets Mace, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey II, Buzz Pen (with Donovan Ruddock cameo), Looney Tunes Classics, Football Days. Fishbone performs "Sunless Saturday" and "Everyday Sunshine".

Sketches include: Frank and Nancy, Catherine O'Hara Monologue, The Dancer (repeat), Sprockets, 1991 MTV Spring Break: Live from the Kennedy Compound, It's Pat, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: David Spade with What's In and What's Out, The Justice League of America, Frank Gannon, P.I. P.I., In Conclusion Theatre (with Randy Quaid cameo), Daily Affirmation, Wedding Dress To Funeral. R.E.M. performs "Losing My Religion" and "Shiny Happy People" with Kate Pierson.

Sketches include: Pumping Up With Hans and Franz, Steven Seagal Monologue, Winston-McCauley Funeral Home (repeat), Nico Tenelli, All-Star Celebrity Tributes, The Dark Side with Nat X, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey I, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: Mr Subliminal on the Nancy Reagan Biography, Weekend Update: Travel Correspondent Adam Sandler, Musicians For Free-Range Chickens (with Michael Bolton cameo), Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey II, Date Intimidation, Brace Steele: Greenpeace Photographer. Michael Bolton performs "Love is a Wonderful Thing" and "...

Sketches include: A Message From the President of the United States, Delta Burke Monologue, Balz-Off, Wayne's World (featuring Madonna), NRA Theatre, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: Adam Sandler on Mothers Day, Weight Watchers Meeting, Hollywood Minute, Karaoke Hog (with Chris Isaak cameo), Coffee Talk, Yelling At the Kids. Chris Isaak performs "Wicked Game" and "Diddley Daddy".

George Wendt's second time hosting. Dennis Miller and Jan Hooks' last show. Sketches include: Dennis Miller's Last Show, George Wendt Monologue, Lil' General Fireworks, Mr. No-Depth Perception, Bill Swerski's Super Fans, Middle-Aged Man, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: General Schwarzkopf, Weekend Update: Chris Rock on a Black Vice President, Carsenio, Burger Barn, The Shindells, It's Pat, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, I'm Chillin', The Sunrise Show. Elvis Costello "The Other Side of Summer" and "So Like Candy".