The Weird Al Show - Season 1 (1997)

Today's lesson: "Learning new things takes time, study, and hard work."

Today's lesson: "It's important to acknowledge your mistakes, learn from them and try to do better next time."

Today's lesson: "It's not so important to hold a world record, but it is always important to do your best."

Today's lesson: "The best way to work out a problem with a bully is through peaceful communication."

Today's lesson: "When faced with a challenge, try your best and don't be afraid to seek good advice."

Today's lesson: "Take responsibility for your actions and always be considerate of others."

Today's lesson: "A true friend is someone who helps you believe in yourself and achieve your goals."

Today's lesson: "Whenever you are in any type of competition, it is always important to play fair."

Today's lesson: "When friends want to share their feelings, you should be a good listener."

Today's lesson: "When faced with a problem, use your creativity and imagination to help you solve it."