The Cramp Twins - Season 3 (2004)

Mr. Winkle is opening a new sluice gate that he has named after his daughter, Wendy. Tony and Lucien are protesting about possible negative effects on the swampland.

When Mr. Cramp takes the twins and Tony to the fair Tony fails to reach the minimum height line to ride the new roller coaster. Despondent, Tony wanders off while Lucien has a disastrous ride and Wayne a brilliant one.

During the school holidays the school is going to be disinfected and the school pets may die if nobody takes them home.

After watching a late night vampire movie, Lucien is skeptical, Tony is terrified and needs to be walked home to next door and Wayne is determined to become a vampire.

When a new kid comes to school for a couple of weeks, Lucien volunteers to look after him, but when he sees the size of him he wishes he hadn't.

Tony and Lucien decide to build a tree house on the vacant lot next to the Cramp house in order to get away from Wayne. Lucien boasts proudly about his tree house in school and Wendy gets jealous.

When Wayne destroys Lucien's fragile 'earth diorama with real animal tears' and then ransacks his room to steal his candy, Lucien decides to turn to the internet for advice.

When Mr. Winkle has an Haz-Chem shed cleared to give Wendy an executive parking garage he rediscovers a stock of obsolete cures for childhood ailments.

Wayne has begun collecting mail-order exotic cereals from around the world, but his first one is Locust Bean Surprise and he hates it.

Wendy is bored with designing clothes for her dolls. She wants to dress real people. So her parents let her design new costumes for the servants.

Miss Hissy announces the school disco and says there will be a prize to encourage the boys to dance since none danced last year. Lucien protests.

When Miss Hissy announces that her class can use the school video camera, Lucien's suggestion of making a wildlife documentary wins him first turn with the camera.

When Lucien's protests outside Fishburger Sam's restaurant, (to protect whales from insensitive fishing practices), fail to attract any news coverage, Wayne tells him it's because he's capital B for Boring.

Wayne discovers Hideous Dave is a tattooist and wants to get a tattoo. Dave says he's a professional and won't tattoo a kid without his parents' permission.

When one of the Parsons' geese goes missing, the entire Parsons family go out looking for it.

Wayne discovers the new computer game 'Toxic Mutoid Zombie Squasher' is out and begs his mother to buy it, but she tells him he'll have to save up his own money.