Sabrina's Secret Life - Season 1 (2003)

Sabrina knows there's a big assignment due at school - a term paper on a world conqueror. (She chose Attila the Hun, thinking he'd been given a raw deal by history; she's going to tell the true story.) But she keeps putting the assignment off and putting it off and putting it off. All her friends are getting their work done, but Sabrina keeps putting it off, putting it off, until finally, it's the day before due day. Sabrina freaks. She can't put it off any longer. With no time left for research (the library's closed), she uses Hilda & Zelda's Incantation book (...

Using typical teenage bad judgment, Sabrina starts repeating a rumor she has heard from Tiffany & Margaux. It's a fairly hurtful sort of rumor about one of their classmates. When Sabrina sees how hurt her classmate is, she suffers a bout of remorse. When somebody starts spreading rumors about her, she gets downright militant. She asks Hilda & Zelda, rhetorically, where rumors come from. They answer, The Rumor Mill - metaphorically, Sabrina assumes. But no, this is a real thing, located in the Netherworld. When Sabrina learns it's Cassandra who gotten all the rumors ...

Sabrina is obsessing over the whole romantic triangle thing with Harvey and Cassandra. Salem and Chloe each advise her to stop being so insecure and jealous, but she just can't help herself. Sabrina overhears a conversation between Cassandra and Harvey that convinces her that Harvey likes Cassandra more than he likes her. That afternoon, in potion class, she accidentally creates a potion that makes her jealousy come to life - a living embodiment of the old green-eyed monster. Sabrina's rampaging jealousy threatens to destroy the high school and the town, unless she ...

Sabrina's move to high school with its more demanding physical education classes has forced her to dash from the showers to her next class with her hair a disaster. With help from her aunts, Sabrina concocts an herbal hair conditioner that does help with her fly-away frizzies. However, Sabrina's still not satisfied with the results. After putting up with Cassandra's put-downs, Sabrina adds a 'little magic' to her hair brew. The result: Sabrina's hair instantly looks magnificent. In fact, Sabrina's hair looks so good that Cassandra 'helps herself' to some of the ...

Down in the Netherworld, anticipation is building for a witch-specific holiday (like our Valentine's Day or Halloween - like Mardi Gras, with everyone wearing masks). Sabrina has looked forward to participating all year, but days before the event she's struck down with a nasty head cold. Her aunts order her to bed, but she just can't stay put. She sneaks out and goes to the Netherworld, and has a grand time (even though she's sneezing and coughing the whole time). When she reports back to school, she discovers that Mr. Snipe and Ms. McGrooney aren't feeling very well....

Sabrina is having a tough week. Cassandra, Margaux, and Tiffany are being a pain at school. Her aunts blame her for a mess Salem made in her room. Even reliable Harvey seems to be ignoring her (a misunderstanding). So Sabrina takes a break and tries out the Doors of Dreamland in the Netherworld. There (for a price), a witch can live out her fantasies. Sabrina chooses to be a "warrior princess," admired and feared, and totally in control of her glamorous life. Doubles for Cassandra, Margaux, and Tiffany appear in her fantasy as "miserable peasant girls," her aunts are ...

Sabrina is shocked when Salem shows up at the witches' academy one day, and tries to hide him from the faculty. Salem puts up a fight, and finally reveals to Sabrina that he's the instructor in a class on the History of Warlocks. At first, Sabrina's pretty smug about the whole thing. She thinks she'll ace the course easily, since Salem's teaching it. Because of this, she doesn't do the work, talks back to him in class, etc. To her shock, Salem starts to be stricter with her than with anyone else. Not only that, but she thinks he's favoring Cassandra, of all people. ...

Sabrina wishes she had a pet. Oh, Salem's okay as a pal, but as a loving furball, he doesn't cut it. So when Sabrina opens the door and finds a cute little hamster curled up on the doorstep, she immediately takes him under her wing. The little guy seems to love Sabrina, but is terrified of Salem, (rightly so, because to Salem he's just snack food.) However, Sabrina promises the hamster, which she names Spunky, that she'll protect him and give him a good home. Salem doesn't like the sound of that. He's suspicious of the hamster. He senses there's something not quite ...

Sabrina's cauldron blows up and splatters Cassandra with purplescent slime... and when she tries to clean it off, every place it touches her, it turns her invisible (for a short time). Sabrina's comment that she always knew Cassandra was only "half-there" doesn't help things, either. But when Cassandra makes the best of it -- using the invisibility slime again and again to cheat in school, spy on Sabrina, get cozy with Harvey, etc. - Sabrina decides to fight fire with fire and slimes herself invisible. But when the spell slime starts to not wear off as planned, ...

Sabrina finds a forbidden spell book on Mr. Snipe's desk and casts a spell to make him fall in love with the first person he sees - which turns out to be Ms. Magrooney, not her! Comic chaos ensues as the lovesick Mr. Snipe pursues the horrified Magrooney across campus. Sabrina desperately tries to undo the spell, but only manages to make things worse when it makes Magrooney fall in love with Snipe - while making him fall out of love with her! Sabrina must turn to Enchantra to set things right, and learns "you can't hurry love."

Hilda & Zelda have been warning Sabrina about using magic she's not ready to use. Sabrina promises she won't, but she doesn't exactly keep that promise. Thanks to some spells that go awry, Sabrina ends up with a week's worth of detention - in both schools for the same days. Sabrina sees only one solution - to create another version of herself. Unfortunately, Sabrina II turns out... not... just... right... There's a screw loose somewhere in this doppelganger. In fact, it soon becomes clear, she's the bad Sabrina. To make things worse, Cassandra finds out and, thinking ...

It's Witch vs. Witch in the annual spell-a-thon, and Sabrina is determined she is going to cast the biggest and best spell of all. But she gets a little carried away and unleashes a gigantic rock demon (built out of rock, but with the personality of a "rocker") that threatens to destroy Greendale and expose the hidden Witch Academy to the mortal world. Cassandra and the two Witch Academy teachers (Mr. Snipe and Mrs. Magrooney) must band together with Sabrina and Salem to stop it.

There's a dog show in Greendale. Cassandra has a stunning entry. Margaux and Tiffany are helping her train and show it. Harvey has a nice little dog that he is entering as well. Sabrina decides to help Harvey so she can spend time with him, but also so she can beat Cassandra. But Cassandra's dog is so good looking and so talented that Harvey is almost ready to give up before the big day. Sabrina starts to wonder if something is wrong. She and Salem spy on Cassandra and discover that Cassandra's "dog" is really her evil rabbit Mephista, magically transformed. Sabrina ...

Sabrina is given cafeteria work for two weeks (all students rotate through). She's cramming for a big test coming up in Ms. McGrooney's normal English class, and she's started a crash diet for school pictures soon. Surrounded by food, she tries to distract herself with her studies, but falls behind on the pan-washing detail. Finally overwhelmed, she casts a spell on the pots and pans so they clean themselves; she continues to cram for the test. But when she finds herself reaching for a snack, she controls her urge and sighs, "Croutons are my enemy. And so are cookies,...

When her Aunts go away for the weekend, Sabrina sees it as the perfect opportunity to throw a party. That is, until her Aunts hire a babysitter. Through a chain of unfortunate events, Sabrina accidentally turns her babysitter into a baby.

While shopping with Sabrina, Maritza ogles a necklace that Cassandra buys. Knowing how much Maritza wants it, the unkind young witch uses it to taunt Maritza. While traveling in the Netherworld with the witches' academy, Sabrina finds a "rock" that she sneaks home even though she is not supposed to take souvenirs. Surprisingly, the rock is an egg that hatches into a jewelry-stealing baby dragon that Sabrina names Baby D. While figuring out how to return him to the Netherworld, Sabrina brings him to school where Baby D steals Cassandra's necklace, and Maritza gets ...

Sabrina and Cassandra bicker their way through another potion-making assignment at the witches' academy. Their arguing causes them to spill the entire vial of Salvia Muscaria: an extremely rare herb! Mr. Snipe sends them to the Netherworld to replace what they wasted, but instructs them to stay out of the Grey Zone! Worst of all, they are supposed to work together. The girls defy the instructions and search with their respective animal companions Salem and Mephista. After Cassandra turns Sabrina's legs to tree trunks and Sabrina has Cassandra swallowed and spit out by...

At the witches' academy, the Sabrina and Cassandra learn about the dangers of using magic carelessly. After class, they hear that the Teen Talent Competition is coming to Greendale, and the winner gets to compete in the finals on television! Sabrina and Cassandra up the stakes and decide to compete-- without magic-- for a date with Harvey to the backwards dance (girls ask the boys). Both contestants worry about their back-up bands lack of talent. Without cheating per se, Cassandra enlists the help of her Aunt Enchantress to cast a spell. When Sabrina hears an angelic ...

Sabrina is excited when Maritza asks her to go to the Plain Brain concert, but when her aunts invite her on a trip to the hyper spa at the same time as the concert, Sabrina must make a hard choice! Sabrina finally phones the bad news to her crushed best friend and wishes she could go back in time and fix the situation. Just then, a large worm named Wiggles appears from the Netherworld to offer Sabrina a time travel watch so she can go to both the concert AND the hyper spa! Sabrina quickly buys it, and without reading the owners' manual, begins time traveling ...

Sabrina agrees to help Maritza with her science project but oversleeps and forgets. At the witches' academy, Sabrina and Cassandra meet a very frank magic mirror who insults and infuriates Cassandra. After class Maritza accidentally slams her failed project onto Cassandra's designer shirt, and as much as tells Sabrina that their friendship is over. When Cassandra hurries off to confront the mirror for its rudeness, Sabrina follows her sensing trouble. Upon seeing Sabrina, the mirror tells her what Cassandra REALLY thinks of her, and in a moment of rage Sabrina casts a...

Salem is terrified to learn that the evil Toc-Toc is being released from suspended animation (a Netherworld corrections facility) for a crime Salem committed! No doubt, Toc-Toc is coming to seek revenge! Sabrina encourages Salem to talk to Toc-Toc, but the frightened cat insists on going to school with Sabrina disguised as a sporty teen. Toc-Toc arrives on earth also disguised as an adolescent, and hurries to Greendale High in search of Salem. Sabrina and Salem are convinced that Rex, a new student, is Toc-Toc in disguise, so Sabrina uses magic to land him in ...

Sabrina and Maritza unsuccessfully try to convince Cassandra that littering isn't cool. The trash in Greendale is so bad, that these "best friends for life" get their favorite skateboard star, Ricky Speed, to come perform and clean up the pollution. Ricky and Maritza together perform a tricky stunt until a windy gust caused by Cassandra requires a heroic rescue by Ricky (with a little help from Sabrina's magic). Ricky is so impressed with Maritza that he gives her his special skateboard necklace. Disgusted, Cassandra goes to the Netherworld to see the Hey Mogoblin ...

Shakespeare's Puck leads us into this Bard-inspired story. Sabrina and Cassandra both use magic to sabotage each other's auditions to win the lead role opposite Harvey in the school play. Ms. Magrooney catches on to the supernatural antics, and casts Cassandra in the desired role and makes Sabrina the director. Sabrina's every direction is intended to prevent Cassandra from being close to Harvey, while Cassandra stops at nothing to draw him closer. After both girls separately agree to work for the good of the play and not romantic gain, Puck appears to Cassandra and ...