Love Thy Neighbour - Season 6 (1975)

Joan forces Eddie to babysit so she can go to the movies with Barbie. The vicar comes round and Eddie cons him into babysitting so he can go to the club. The wives come home early and the vicar goes to the club to tell Eddie. Joan is so mad at him, she locks his clothes in the wardrobe so he can't go to the darts match. Eddie wears Joan's clothes and gets in all kinds of trouble.

Eddie is researching his family tree. As a joke, Bill fakes an old portrait and says it is Eddie's ancestor. Eddie thinks he has royal blood and is lording it over everyone until Joan discovers that the documents were written in ballpoint pen. Mr. Pettigrew from Somerset House comes to the club and tells Eddie his ancestor was on the ship "The Bounty" and was indeed married to royalty: a black princess on Pitcairn Island.

The annual concert is looking dismal without a celebrity. Eddie phones the Duke of Edinburgh and Bill pretends he knows Charlie Williams. Charlie's agent tells him that he is booked in for the concert. The boys, thinking he is an impersonator, coach him on how Charlie acts and speaks. When Eddie insults him, he walks out. The night of the concert there is no Charlie, but Arthur tells Eddie that he turned away a drunk who called himself the Duke of Edinburgh.

The girls get a part time job on Saturdays, so they hire two nannies for the day, sight unseen. After they go to work, two sexy ladies show up to look after the children. These nannies get Bill and Eddie to do all the work while they lounge around all day. Barbie and Joan come home and catch them eating a meal together. The men are barred from all football and Joan and Barbie go to the match in their place.