John Safran's Race Relations - Season 1 (2009)

In his reading, John comes across Henry Makow, a fat, old white guy who went to the Philippines to find a bride. Makow claims that Asian women stay attractive for longer than Western women. Fascinated by this premise, John figures out a way to test the claim. It involves exceedingly awkward confrontations with his ex-girlfriends and excruciatingly tender moments with their mothers.

Bitterly, John recalls his adolescence, and a Jewish summer camp at which he was mortifyingly rebuffed by a love interest. Still not over it, dejected John seeks solace in Henry Makow's book on Asian love. Makow claims that Asian women judge a man by his heart, not by his looks. John is heartened by this tidbit. To check if it's true, he dons an Elephant Man costume and jets off to Thailand to see if his luck in love will improve outside of Jewtown 3183. A series of dates with unassuming Thai women restores John's confidence.

John has forever wanted to go out with non-Jewish girls, but he always had a vibe that his mother wasn't into it. As John's mum unexpectedly died several years ago, it's impossible to know what she truly thought. Or is it?

John has decided that Judaism is to blame for his failed interfaith relationships. He decides to explore another religion, and his research leads him to a branch of Christianity that really speaks to him â€" Christian Domestic Discipline. Accompanied by infuriating ex girlfriend Kristen, John zips off to Montgomery, United States where he is taught the art of Biblical spanking.

Peeved by his unsuccessful attempts to solve the cross-cultural love riddle, John decides to expose ethnic identity as a ridiculous social construct. What if he marries a non-Jew, and just tells everyone she's Jewish? This will free him up to marry whoever he wants, and will stick it to tribalists, like his old friend George, who said he wouldn't come to John's wedding if he married a non-Jew. Resolute, John wants to seek out the ultimate non-Jew - a Muslim. And not just any Muslim, John has decided to source a relative of Osama Bin Laden.