It Ain't Half Hot Mum - Season 3 (1976)

Solly has left the company and returned to Blighty. Both the Colonel and the Captain are in hospital so Williams is in charge and, mean-spirited as ever, wants to send the boys 'up jungle'. However, Rangi hears this and tells the Colonel, who again puts his foot down. The Supremo, a Very Important Person, will be visiting and the Colonel wants the party to put on a show for him. The company are happy to oblige but 'Gloria' sprains his ankle during rehearsals, meaning that Williams must replace him as the star drag act.

As it is rumored that one of the sons of the Maharajah of Bharatpah is planning to murder his father, the concert party are sent to the Maharajah's palace to protect him. It is decided that 'Lofty' the shortest but tubbiest member of the group, will jump out in front of the Maharajah to save him from attack. He does this several times but each is a false scare. Meanwhile the Maharajah thrashes Williams at snooker by cheating.

The false alarms continue. An apparent gun is made of chocolate. Then the men are aware of the dynamite in a pit underneath the maharajah's bedroom and Lofty is sent down to get rid of it. Unfortunately he gets stuck and nearly triggers it off, so that Williams has to go down and rescue him. The maharajah explains that the dynamite is there to blow a hole in order to build a swimming pool. And why do the men believe he will be killed by one of his seven sons when he only has five? That is because they are guarding the wrong maharajah. It's the one who lives across the...