Citizen Smith - Season 3 (1979)

Wolfie is approached by PC Tofkin, now a detective, who, in return for keeping quiet about Wolfie's recent activities, wants him to steal an incriminating notebook from the office of Harry Fenning, whom he blames for the break-up of his marriage. Whilst Mum and Dad entertain Harry Wolfie, Ken and the nervous Tucker set about laying the dynamite to open Harry's safe but use rather too much, causing an almighty explosion. However the real bombshell comes next day when Harry tells Wolfie the truth about Tofkin.

When Dad evicts Ken and Wolfie they sneak back in again as 'official' squatters so Dad rigs up booby traps to prevent them slipping out for supplies and turns off the electricity. The squatters attempt a daring Colditz-style escape, which is inadvertently thwarted by Mum but Dad has cause to regret asking Harry Fenning to help with his efforts to get the lads out.

Whilst performing at the pub Wolfie attracts the attention of the wealthy Caroline, who invites him to a party at her aristocratic father's house. However Ken has begun dating Phillipa, Caroline's down to earth friend, who warns them that the only reason Wolfie has been invited is so that Caroline and her obnoxious brother Gavin can humiliate him. Thus Wolfie, armed with a socially biting song, some muscle from Harry and a goodly supply of laxative which with to lace the punch, is ready to turn the tables on them.

After a night's heavy drinking Wolfie, Ken, Tucker and Speed wake up on Salisbury Plain to fins a tank that has been left behind from an army exercise, so Wolfie decides that they should make a statement by driving it to the Houses of Parliament - which they do, only to find them empty due to the summer recess. Wolfie then hides it in Dad's garage - which does not bode well for Dad's garden gnomes.