America's Dumbest Criminals

- Season 3

(1998)

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness joyriding teenagers desperately in need of Drivers ed, some best dressed burglars, and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare- up at a funeral home.Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode, a home exterminator rids a house of valuables, a camera catches a burglar literally breaking and then entering and a criminal gets the shaft before court. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100 proof stupid. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women's restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV when bank robbers went on the road and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a huge divide of loot when you bring everyone you know on a caper, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper, and a clever way to break into a store. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

"In this episode of ""America's Dumbest Criminals,"" we'll witness a peeping tom protective of his territory, a drunk driver who leaves a lasting impression that leaves him high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler."

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pail and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world's slowest car chase. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness what happens when a guy has a half-baked idea to steal a bread truck, a major mistake with a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness someone trying to make their mark, a photo-happy proud pot-grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wake up call for criminals to select a new career and much more. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter-maids and much more. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a few criminals who try to play "Santa" and dive down a chimney, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement's cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a developing case of picture perfect stupidity, a clumsy duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope two time zones from his destination. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name Houdumbi and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a toilet-bound wrench-wielding sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his Molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that'd be a mistake to ignore. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a fella who can't recall his unforgettable night. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a sure-fire accident waiting to happen. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness a video proving the escalator won't be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler.

"In this episode of ""America's Dumbest Criminals,"" we'll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more. Crime is no laughing matter, except when the criminals are bumbling fools. This show looked at law breaking through a humorous lens. Hosted by Debbie Alan and Daniel Butler."