You Can't Do That on Television - Season 1 (1979)

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The kids exercise on a stationary bike and use the TV station's special effects to create change of scenery. While trying to stay healthy and exercise, the kids' efforts are halted by the adults. The boy escapes by going jogging with the firing squad.

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On St. Patrick's Day, amidst disco dancing finalists, call-in contests and community announcements, Lisa sets out to get Bradfield wearin' green - slime, that is.

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Amidst disco dancing and call-in contests, the kids plot to pie and slime each other while Mr. Dime has the locks changed to the executive washroom.

The kids present the usual live jokes and call-in contests, along with filmed segments showing Ottawa children and teens telling their own jokes, classroom sketches, disruptions in the library, mock executions, and kid-and-parent interactions. Music videos and disco dancers, hosted by Jim Johnson are seen about every ten minutes. Standard features of the series include the locker jokes, cream pies in the face, and green slime for anyone who says, "I don't know" for any reason.

The TV station producing the show has ordered that everyone in the studio at week-ends must wear a straitjacket.

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The kids who usually do the show in a studio are 'on location' in Ottawa, highlighting a walkathon in aid of charity, interviewing various participants who have gathered sponsors for their attempt at the 50 km walk.

The show is ending their first season as a local program, with the cast wondering whether they're going to be picked up by the national network in the next season.