Yallahrup Færgeby - Season 1 (2007)

When Morten suggests an outbreak of herpes may be at the root of his problems, he is cast as the school paedophile.

Wanting to obtain true gangster colouring, Ali and Hassan head to the local tanning salon.

Ali needs a fight dog to make money and bag girls. Conveniently, Morten is dog sitting for his new girlfriend Hanne.

Ali goes undercover dressed in a burqa to find out what Louise thinks about him, but ends up in a heated love triangle.

In order to challenge Dennis for the girls' favour, Ali goes on a steroid diet with swift results.

Ali and Hassan find a stash of marijuana and share it with a reluctant Morten. Then Dennis comes to claim it.

Ali plans some serious petting with Louise, but can she handle it - and can he? Meanwhile in the school library, Morten can't seem to find his stapling machine.

The school nurse tells Ali he is going to die. Ali looks on the bright side, but everybody else is more affected.

Ali and Hassan devise a blackmailing scheme to make Morten pay for his own protection, and they make sure he needs it.

Louise invites the entire school to a party except for Ali, who is left wandering the streets with only an old drunk as companion.

Ali and Hassan take an introductory course in martyrdom from a local terrorist who promises them virgins galore as reward.

To improve their monetary status Ali and Hassan take up new careers as drug dealers.

When Hanne announces that she is about to send out letters to all parents about the children's behaviour, Ali and Hassan decide to break into the school overnight to edit their data.

Ali and Louise are tjotally in love, but Ali puts his reputation in danger when he is seen having fun in the school library.

After losing Louise, Ali feels depressed and Hassan solicits the help of Morten, who is an expert on the subject.

When Ali gets his hands on a gun, it seems to give him the power that he's always been missing.

Hassan discovers his talents as a poet, and Ali promptly kicks him out of the smokers' club.

Morten finally has enough. He leaves on a jet plane to find spirituality and meaning of life. Unfortunately, Goa ends up reminding him a little too much of home.

Ali decides that to gain respect he and Hassan need to kill someone. Morten seems the easy target, but then things are flipped upside down.

Ali has no more plans. He has tried all methods to become a true gangster. He realizes he's nothing but a ham-eating Dane with soft values.

Ali is celebrating his entry in the ranks of the one hundred per cent Danish when an unexpected guest reveals himself.