Univer - Season 1 (2008)

In sport store Kuzya fell in love ... with shoes! He is ready to do anything to get them just as Tanya's admirer Ilya ready to do anything to win her favor. Ilya fills up her with tons of plush toys and waits by the door. To get rid of the idiot, Tanya was lying, that she has a different and Sasha plays along for her.

This is commandant of the dormitory Petrovich's birthday. The guys need to get a gift. And the products. Alla and Tanya can bring pickles, Kuzma with Gosha - potatoes. But if the food is simple, then with a gift they will have to hurry up.

Fearing that Sasha is still a virgin, Sylvester Andreyevich conspires with Gosha who will be sent to the hostel elite prostitutes. Gosha promises that in the truest sense of the bones lie, just to lay in bed with Sasha confused. However, Sasha guess everything and show dad how out of it the sex giant.

In the group of Alla and Vika is a new teacher - Yaytsev. Allochka laughed at his surname but it turned out that it was his "sore spot." Must go to him for an apology. At the same time, Tanya fed Sasha her cooking. And his organism is adapted to this kind of food?

To get closer to Tanya, Sasha made page on the "Classmates" for her. Tanya soon finds her former friends and girlfriends and even a guy with whom she was in love with in high school. Kuzya continues to compete with the Terminator but this time in bed, and the arbitrator, as always, chose Alla.

Sylvester Andreyevich sells to Kuzya his share of Saratov paper mill. But fate has prepared a surprise for dad. In retaliation for having eaten it Gosha calorie yogurts, Alla regaled his overdue, and toilet paper is over. A Kuzya learned that the shares have plummeted in value. So it is not difficult to guess on what action intended to be used.

Gosha picked up a rich and aging Violetta and lives at her expense. He lied to the guys that he got job of top manager in the oil company. However, the guys have more important problems. Sasha friends with a classmate Tolik who behaves like a woman, so there was still about dormitory maniac and Kuzya decided to teach Tanya and Alla how to fight.

Sylvester Andreyevich hires its own counterpart from Romania to make a high-risk transaction. Sasha is going to give the Presidential scholarship for a sensational discovery in the field of astronomy. The night before, Kuzya forgot to pull things out of Gosha washing machine and now to have to go to a bath towel ... unless, of course, his friends will not find a better idea.

Kuzya look at Sasha's telescope and burned the retina. Tanya met Vlad's ex-girlfriend and found out something interesting about him.

Kuzya got hold of a box of condoms and is going to sell them in the dorm. Sylvester Andreyevich gives him some advice regarding advertising company, and gosh, meeting on secular parties under the guise of Sasha - red felt-tip pen. As a result, Gosha kidnapped tycoon by Sergeyev's competitors, and on the bulletin board in the dorm shows: "C * ndoms in the 302nd".

Allochka managed to get a secretary in the office of Sylvester Andreyevich, where she hopes to pick up an oligarch. It is indeed a bite Andron Markovich, but to save her friend's son from the inevitable corruption, Sylvester Andreyevich dismisses rumor that he is sleeping with Alla. Learning of this, Sasha goes to the ill-fated office and arranges dad dressing.

To return at Sasha at home at Rublevka, Sylvester Andreyevich buys the strongest love potion a gypsy. Sasha did not drink the potion but Kuzya drink it. The next morning he buys a ticket to his native village Agapovka.

From the colony escapes worst enemy of Sylvester Andreyevich - Grisha. Tanya has big problems with boyfriend Vlad. He very wants sex, and Tanya believes that they are dating for only a month and it's too early for that sex itself.

Hoping to bring Sasha with the FSB general daughter Veronica, Sylvester Andreyevich on his behalf bombards daughter by SMS. Everything goes smoothly, Veronica is almost ready to haul Sasha down the aisle but now it turns out that the FSB general, too, is no stranger to technical progress and willingly write SMS for his daughter.

In the university's accounting has a mistake and listed on Sasha's card scholarships of all students from astronomical department. Sasha has decided that the money was transferred to him by his dad, and, on the advice of Tanya, gave them to the bailout fund Ussuri tiger. But Sylvester Andreyevich opens their eyes - it's a divorce.

In one particularly hungry day students are dreaming about what would have been their life, whether they, not Sasha were children of tycoon. Alla would marry Pavel Volya, Ghosha would heifers filmed in Ibiza, Kuzya would get a black belt, and Tanya would engage in charity. They then connected Petrovich, the commandant of the hostel. But Sasha destroys their "castles in the air": it would be it is not so ...

After Tanya calls him "sweet teddy bear," Sasha radically changing the image and turns into a macho. Alla catches a fat old tycoon and begging for his gifts. Undertaking both ends badly - Sasha almost beat bullies, and Alla drops 'Vertu' into the toilet.

Indignant Sasha's secrecy, dad installs a hidden camera in the dorm to be aware of all the ups and downs of college life. What he sees, he is not happy at all. Gosh and Kuzya hide from Sasha the incident.

It's Tanya's birthday and Sasha decided to give her good gift. And Alla has some serious problems - she seems to be pregnant.

Tanya has hysteria and breaks for everyone. The boys are trying to figure out what was happening to her, and Alla in secret reports that Tanya has not a man for 7 months. Kuzya understands that Gosha uses their friendship for his advantage. Gosha have to think of something to repair the relationship.

On the advice of Gosha Sasha invites Tanya on a romantic date on the roof of the dorm. The program - hot mulled wine, a telescope and a star but as an evil eve bye Sasha had an appendicitis attack and was taken to the hospital. Under the influence of pain killers he sees hallucinations with Tanya.

Sasha grow a mustache, and Alla is forced to go to the middle of nowhere on the anniversary of her beloved granny. Tanya suddenly interested in Indian cinema, which, in its view teaches pure love and high feelings. But the movie is not an Indian, and German.

Gosha accidentally slept with a girl on who Kuzya has long been hopelessly in love. Sasha urgently need a haircut before the presentation in the planetarium but no money to hairdressing salon. Sasha refuses to ask the dad for money, and then Alla says that Tanya once successfully completed the course on grooming dogs.

Session crept imperceptibly, and Gosha is trying to bring the sexual energy in the educational activity. In science, a complex action is called sublimation, and in the lives of girls running around Gosha, though, according to him, is able to raise all the world economy without hands. But we all know very well: Gosha, that can raise the "no hands" - this is not the economy. And in this "economy" are cave-ins.

Allochka met with another "oligarch", Sasha thinks like to invite Tanya to an evening of fine fashion, and for some reason Kuzya buy a hamster, and living in a dorm is quite unbearable. Not only is the hamster catastrophically stinks and is constantly something rustling, so more and eats everything ...

Gosha arranged radio broadcaster, Alla clarifies the relationship with beau, Sasha tired to hide their relationship from friends Tanya and scatter in different corners if someone suddenly enters the room.

Sasha recognized to Tanya that he kissing Jessica Albaa on private party in London, and Tanechka becomes a more complex one. Where she and her size zero against Jessica? Alla goes to the doctor, who appoints her vitaminovye injection. It remains only to decide who will stab, because a nurse at Alla no money.

Dad planned to put a statue of Sasha at house, and for this purpose it is necessary Sasha to pose nude. Sasha is categorically do not like the idea, and dad once again takes the fire itself. And there is a great Alla, in her opinion, the idea. And Tanya wants to get a tattoo.

Kuzya's hamsters brutally surged, and now he has to come up for them a special training system. And Alla has problem too - Timofei portrays her in an abstract manner. Gosha became friends with drug addictions guys, and they are a sign of trust given to him by "the bag with high''.

Tanya had a dream in which she had sex with Kuzya, and on the table, and all the others stood around, clapped and set evaluation. Blamed herself for depravity and debauchery, Tanya tells her secret dream to Alla, and that in turn the entire block. Sasha shocked - in the dream her favorite had sex with Kuzya dealt with the fact that he did not even was in this dream! Now he just has to prove that he is better than Kuzya ... in every way.

Allocha find Gosha's intimate diary and learning that Rudkovskiy gave myself a vow to sleep with her until 2009. Alla satisfied scandal to Gosha and yells that he will not. Offended Gosha decides to calm the nerves of the cafe and met with a sheepish girl, whose name is Alla ... Grishko.

Dad gets his care and Sasha becomes a member of the board of trustees of the university. His immediate plans - "student" party on the yacht of Roman Abramovich, dancing by the pool with champagne, fight supermodels in black caviar and the presence of Angelina Jolie. Sasha is outraged to the limit. Refusing to support the father's adventure, he says the chairman of the board of trustees, which is an orphan.

Gosha to unconsciousness fell in love with Yulya who weighs one hundred pounds, and writes the entire dorm term papers for a pack of "Raffaello". Allochka picked up a rich foreigner, and Sasha and Tanya decided to show the rest of the students to their not weak citizenship. In the courtyard is a dormitory building, hindering the students to sleep, and to protest the son of tycoon scarf attaches itself to the crane.

Gosha so long talked funny poems to Kuzya that jock already peed from laughing. Such a shame you can only wash away ... So, be sure to wash it, and then waiting for terrible revenge for Gosha. And Tanya's case is not better. Come to her parents.

Alla's mom called to report that she goes to the hostel and her new lover Oleg going to met with her. Alla shocked because she did not want to introduce my mom is not that of Oleg and even with Tanya. Kuzya offers Sylvester Andreyevich invest in ketchunez.

Kuzya sickened in the "Classmates" with real Olga Buzova and Sasha and Tanya tell dad that Sasha love with a girl from the hostel.

Seeing that the young family make the hostel a separate room, Gosha offers Alla to marry. After some thought, she agrees. Gosha earns little money, Alla despises him for it, and they do not have sex - basically, they are reminiscent of the average Russian family!

Sylvester Andreyevich already desperate trying to separate Sasha and Tanya. Neither persuasion nor threats, nor her relatives dossier containing a dog shelter, and for fifteen years in the program sends the tapes "that do not play," do not help. Then dad plays a heart attack.

While Sasha, hanging out his tongue, worn around the city in search of work, Alla and Tanya instigate debate who is the real woman, and who - speaking "ambition." Gosha taken their picks and judge the contest "Best Woman of Block" in principle "the Olympics of beauty in the" House-2 ".

Gosha is scheduled a magical sex with twins, but that day is coming to it's sister from the Ukraine with his nephew. Sister immediately formed case, so Gosha will sit with the boy. But cut trees from colored paper is absolutely intolerable, when in the next room waiting for you delightful sisters, and Gosha recklessly delegate paternal care to Kuzya.

Gosha expelled from university, and he hopes that the marriage with dean's daughter can save him. Guys do not approve of this venture and sabotage the wedding. His suffering will be rewarded.

Sylvester Andreyevich decides to follow son Sasha more carefully. To do this, going sat in the room where Sasha lives, their man - guard Gena. And Sasha while trying to add variety to their sex life with Tanya. However, Sasha's experiments Tanya did not like very much.

Guys have a new neighbor, his name is Michael. But it seems that no one except Sasha is not happy beginner. And Kuzya, and Alla, and Tanya know Michael is not the first year, and each associated with it are not the best memories. But do all of their memories has anything to do with reality?

Kuzya is boring because all his friends are busy with something, and our karate man wants to play chess. And, unexpectedly, he simply knows how to play the game, and very good at! At this time, Sylvester Andreyevich is trying to prove Sasha that his new friend Michael not the one for whom it is.

Dad sends Sasha catalog of the best hookers in Moscow to he compared them with Tanya. Tanya becomes hysterical and complains Allochka that if this goes on, the pope will send his son not only catalogs, but also probes. But the worst thing is that Michael "borrowed" Sasha condoms without his knowledge, and after a stormy argument Sasha and Tanya "put up" without them ...

Sasha forgot the great anniversary date - exactly a month since he & Tanya first time kissed. Tanya is outraged: favorite gave her nothing, and she jumped up nose pimple! To appease the girl, Sasha decides to make a great gift. And Michael to receive credit for physical education, buying a gift prepodshe. But (classic of the genre), gifts were exchanged.

To receive credit, Michael puts his hand on the fake plaster and tells his teacher that crippled when he rescued an old lady from the wheels of the BMW. Gypsum leads to Allochka brilliant idea. After all, if a guy with a broken hand all willingly give credit just so, the pregnant girl and the top five is not a sin to donate!

Alla and Michael are conclude bet. If Alla able to seduce the first man who entered the room in 30 seconds, Michael buys her a new phone. The first who enters the room was Sylvester Andreyevich's guard Gena with a bag of food for Sasha. It seems that this time Allochka expects big bummer.

Kuzya is involved in the action: gather five caps from beer bottles and get free sport bicycle. In use, unsurpassed beverage made from malt and hops, he does not know the steps as well as in sports training, and after a couple of weeks, the guys discover that they live in the same room with an alcoholic!

In order to penetrate to the very steep university's party, Kuzya and Michael decide to dress in women's clothing. And just imagine himself Sylvester Andreyevich steep pepper named Mega Silver. Well, it's easy to check.

Tanya surprised friends by her new bust. Sasha's mouth dropped open, and Alla name-calling her friend a proud title of "local Semenovich". Meanwhile, Michael makes an appointment with Alla's friend in the next room. The venture would not be good.

Sasha in grief - he complains about to Michael that he did not really get to Tanya. Well, in an intimate sense. Rather, everything seems to be, it turns out, except that Tanya yesterday ... fell asleep. Michael is shocked - he got to see or at least hear.