Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 9 (2011)

After customizing his wheelchair, Gaz decides that he wants to take part in the Paralympics, so Donna becomes his trainer--with a routine that forbids sex. He enters for a marathon but is rubbish and comes last, so he abandons his dream. Cassie and Billy go on their first date, which is also Billy's first date of any kind but it is a success after Billy discovers that he is a masochist who likes to be hurt. Tim goes to the rugby changing room to explain things to Helena, but is pleasantly side-tracked by nude hunks who mistake him for a physiotherapist and ask him to ...

Tim downloads a gay dating site called S*agger on his phone and is shocked by the photos that perverts have sent of their privates, but true love seems to beckon in the form of cute customer Leonard. Billy is exhausted by Cassie's sexual demands, which affects his football training, but she inadvertently kick-starts his game by appearing on the sidelines dressed as a WAG. Gaz's efforts to walk seem as unsuccessful as Donna's attempts to find a new best friend. Her auditions only yield the likes of eco-freaks, killers, and lesbians, but when one of the women goes for ...

Tim overcomes his nerves to start dating Leonard, and Cassie chooses Billy over Graham, the psychotic former boyfriend who has demanded that she return to him. But can the path of true love run as smoothly for Donna and Gaz as, after she presents him with a 'This Is Your Life' book at his birthday party at the Archer, he realises that he has never left Runcorn and wants to go traveling? He wants Donna to come too, but news from the hospital that she might be seriously ill causes her to change her mind without explaining why, leading Gaz to believe she is selfish and ...