Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 1 (2001)

Donna and Janet, two girls in Runcorn, Cheshire, are best friends. When Donna bemoans her lack of a boyfriend, Janet arranges a date for her with her boyfriend Jonny's pal Gaz. Initially the double date gets off to a bad start, but Donna decides to give Gaz another chance. She goes to his flat where, having discovered his stash of porn magazines, she has sex with him. Squeaky-voiced student Louise gets a bar job but quits after the landlord offers her a bag of peanuts to have sex with him.

Gaz goes to lunch at Donna's to meet her family, and is unnerved by her mother Flo's overtures. Gaz also advises Jonny how to make Janet love him more, such as being nasty to her, then disappearing. When Janet finds out, she breaks Gaz's nose and he ends up in hospital in the same ward as Jonny, who was attacked by an old lady he tried to help across the road, but least Jonny and Janet reconcile.

Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush at his flat and worries that she wants to move in with him. Janet looks for ways to spice up her relationship with Jonny, such as buying sexy underwear. However, this makes him suspect that she is seeing another man, and he and Gaz almost attack the suspect before the truth is revealed. Louise falls for a gay man and decides to become a fag hag.