The Old Guys - Season 1 (2009)

When Mark, an old flame of Sally's, moves in with her Tom feels doubly isolated as Roy gets on very well with him and to make matters worse his daughter Amber wants to know why he has never said he loves her. Sally and Amber discover that they are both fans of the poetry of W.H.Auden whose 'Funeral Blues' Tom claims to know off by heart. Unfortunately this is about to be put to the test.

Sally suggests the old guys might like to have a holiday away from it all in a Scottish croft she would have stayed in with Mark had he not died. Tom is bored to tears and asks Amber to visit them and bring some DVDs. Having just split with her boyfriend Steve, Sally's son, Amber picks up Malcolm, a local ,in the pub and brings him back to the croft. However Sally and Steve arrive unexpectedly and Roy has to ensure Steve does not find out about Malcolm - as well as coping with the fact that he thinks the croft is haunted. Roy makes his play for Sally, asking her to ...

Having been celibate for many years and appreciating that he will get nowhere with Sally, Roy goes to Soho and visits Katia, a prostitute from Belarus. Amber has a crush on Phil, the handsome vicar, and takes Tom to church with her. Tom has also started seeing Katia and finds it hard to balance with being a church-goer. Eventually Roy and Tom each discover that Katia has been pleasuring them both. Will they fall out over her or will they carry on living together as two ill-matched old guys?