The Millionaire Matchmaker - Season 5 (2011)

First up this week, Brandon Broussard is a young, good-looking, down to earth Southern gentleman with a broken heart. On the other hand, William Stern is a wannabe player playing the game all wrong. This phony baloney banker speaks of settling down with a nice girl, but his actions show that he's settling down with a new girl each night.

Patti has her hands full this week with her first all gay mixer! She has sweet-talked her buddy and big-time Malibu realtor, Madison Hildebrand (of Bravo's "Million Dollar Listing") into finally allowing her to set him up. Patti enlists specialist Dr. Nikki to help her second millionaire, Eric Allan, figure out what is holding him back from getting into a relationship. Can she help Eric get out of his head and into his heart?

Patti's first client is Frank Stiles, a 44-year-old plastic surgeon from Las Vegas. He is a perfectionist so Patti calls in life coach Matt Bennett to break Frank of his out of controlling ways and bring him back down to earth. Patti's second client, millionairess Emma "Wild Child" Ridley, a 38-year-old pole-dancing instructor has been divorced three times. She wants to meet a secure and nurturing man, but Emma's stripper moves and outrageous personality get in the way.

This week, both of Patti's clients are self-help gurus who can't seem to help themselves when it comes to finding love. Steve G. Jones is a twice-divorced celebrity hypnotherapist who typically finds himself dating the wrong type of women. Gary Coxe is a motivational speaker with a huge checklist depicting what he wants in a woman.

Season three's favorite "Nice Guy," Ayinde Alakoye, is back for a second helping of Patti's matchmaking. This time he wants a woman who has beauty, brains, style and an entrepreneurial spirit, but Patti tries to tell him that nobody is perfect. Also on the hunt for "Miss Right" is another nice guy, Mitch Gordon, a divorced dad of three who can't help but share too much about himself.

Patti rarely deals with brothers at The Millionaire's Club, and this week viewers see why. The Cruz brothers are bodybuilders who own a clothing line, and together they are double the trouble. Abe is good looking, successful and ready to get married, but he has spent the last three years in prison. Abe's younger brother, David, found himself married at 24 and divorced six months later from his cheating wife. Now he's ready to find the love of his life, but his confidence is way off.

This week Patti has two of her youngest clients ever. Bill Clerico is a 25-year-old computer programmer who made his millions in Silicon Valley. Patti immediately realizes this "Baby Bill Gates" needs some dating confidence, and brings in the queen of sex appeal, Jenny McCarthy, to teach him some game. Patti's second client is 23-year-old trust fund baby Skylar Hauswirth. For Skylar it is all superficial, and Patti must take him under her wing to find him his first girlfriend.

Patti's first client is Frank Marino, host of the leading female impersonator show on the Las Vegas Strip. With a larger-than-life personality, Frank's best known for his spot-on impersonation of Joan Rivers. Can Patti help Frank find a man who likes him for who he is on the inside and not what he "drags" around? Patti's second client is Jason Bross, whom she ironically dubs "Mr. Personality" for his lack thereof. Jason is a food business owner from Pennsylvania who needs to loosen up.

Patti is skeptical about her first client Michael Leslie, who is successful in business, close to his family, a talented musician and, to top it off, a hopeless romantic. Michael has never been married and at the age of 58, he focuses on dating women in their 20s and 30s because he wants kids. Patti is excited when she finds out her second millionaire is retired NFL star, turned ESPN-commentator Marcellus Wiley. However, Patti quickly realizes that all those hours logged at work have put a toll on his relationships.

Patti has always been open about being adopted, and contacts a family investigator to help track down her birth mother, with surprising results. Meanwhile, millionaires are still looking for love, and Patti helps set up a lesbian private chef, and a stoic businessman who tries to run relationships like a boardroom. Finally, Patti meets a man online, and starts dating him herself! Is this the man of her dreams and has the Matchmaker finally met her match?

Andy Cohen sits down with Patti for the first-ever reunion special. Visited by some of Patti's most memorable clients, including Hello Kitty fanatic Robin Kassner, who offered to buy her date a Maserati; Stacy Kessler, who Patti accused of having a mid-life crisis; Zagros Bigvand, who didn't follow Patti's rule of 'no sex before monogamy;' retired NFL star turned ESPN-commentator Marcellus Wiley, 'Million Dollar Listing' star Madison Hildebrand, and more.

Andy Cohen sits down with Patti for part two of the reunion special. Visited by some of Patti's most memorable clients, including Hello Kitty fanatic Robin Kassner, who offered to buy her date a Maserati; Stacy Kessler, who Patti accused of having a mid-life crisis; Zagros Bigvand, who didn't follow Patti's rule of "no sex before monogamy;" retired NFL star turned ESPN-commentator Marcellus Wiley, "Million Dollar Listing" star Madison Hildebrand, and more.