The King of Queens - Season 7 (2004)

While Carrie is very pleased when she gets her own assistant, Doug isn't happy with a new and funny colleague.

Carrie brings Doug to one of her work parties, but Doug forgets one of Carrie's co-workers names so he fakes cardiac arrest.

Doug's parents come to visit, when Doug's dad goes to enter a model train competition, Arthur keeps Doug's mom busy.

Doug thinks a midget stole his wallet.

When Doug and Carrie notice that their really good friends Deacon and Kelly are spending time with a new couple, Doug and Carrie do whatever they can do to find new friends.

Doug buys a new cologne which seems to impress everyone who smells it except Carrie. Arthur shows Spence and Holly how to sneak into movie theaters.

Carrie hires a maid, Doug does too!

Doug pursues his dream of becoming a bartender. Meanwhile Arthur wants to become chairman of the senior center.

When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno's, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.

Carrie discovers a romantic line Doug once said when they were dating comes from a film where the main character said it to a monkey. Meanwhile, Danny falls for Holly and thinks she feels the same way about him.

When Doug delivers a package to his old high school, Doug reminisces about the time when he went there and played football, which makes him act very childish.

Carrie turns 35 and doesn't like it, at all.

Deacon finds a new friend and Spence convinces Doug that the reason his has been spending time with him is that he is black; Carrie's mani/pedicurist 'cancels' her.

Carrie gets Doug to take Arthur on a recently won game tickets and trip to St. Louis after they make a deal that he never has to do anything with him any more.

Carrie gets Holly to go with her to Lowe's secretly because of her large van. A masculine waitress at a restaurant frightens Doug. Arthur and George pull a casino party to earn some extra cash which ends up backfiring.

During a snow storm: Carrie gets an iPod for free after a cashier is busy talking on the phone and accidentally does not scan it, but Carrie's guilty conscience gets the best of her.

Carrie has a work event at a ball park, and she's trying very hard to impress a client, but Doug makes it very difficult.

When Doug finds out that he can earn a free Plasma screen TV at a timeshare ski resort, he tricks Carrie into going. But they both find out it will be difficult in getting that TV when the sales people enter the picture.

When a man across the street dies, Carrie and Doug buy the house so they can sell it and make a lot of money.