Hapless - Season 2 (2023)

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Paul is set up on a blind date. She's gorgeous. And blind. She has an unusual way of judging how good sex is. Pippa's obsession with numbers leads her to question a number that you don't trifle with.

A partially sighted woman drives into his car and Paul doesn't understand how she can legally drive. He starts to wear an eye patch. When he's bullied by a Liverpudlian's tattoos, Pauls get a tattoo of David Beckham.

Paul interviews a religious chef and cooks fish fingers in his dishwasher. A lifeguard accuses him of looking at women whilst Naomi gets a strange DNA test result. Paul goes to see TV chef Matt Tebbutt to sort out antisemitism.

An accident in Naomi's kitchen means Paul has to do some decorating. He helps a builder with tarmacking but loses his phone. Why is Ronnie so interested in who wins a Gardening Competition?