The Innes Book of Records - Season 3 (1981)

Eric the Policeman (Michael Palin) arrests the camera crew, forcing the BBC to show highlights from the following week's episode to fill air time. Meanwhile, we meet a painter without imagination and the urban spaceman.

Television informs events as a lonely man channel hops. While doing so, he discovers sights like John Cooper Clarke performing, the western "A Fistful of Pasta", and a man who only has one thing on his mind.

A drunken journalist provides the story of the Knicker Elastic King, poetry from Ivor Cutler, and Kirk and Spock's disco takeover. Meanwhile, Schubert invents a new form of music known as "rock and roll", but realises it'll never catch on.