The Cinema Snob - Season 14 (2020)

The Cinema Snob reviews Tyler Perry's recent Netflix offering about a woman in an abusive relationship who is framed for murder, fraud, and grand theft.

The Snob held another Patreon poll for his next review: three horror films and one rom-com. Guess which movie won? That's right, the bland rom-com about bowling.

The tragic, senseless murder of Sharon Tate at the hands of the Manson family - is not told very well through this horrible, contemporary slasher movie. It makes the Cinema Snob miss the wholesome zaniness of Dreamer.

The Cinema Snob finally gets around to seeing the last Ilsa movie in the series.

With the Sonic the Hedgehog movie racing into theaters this week, the Cinema Snob looks at the Wood Rocket porno spoof. They don't call her the fastest thing alive for nothing.

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The Cinema Snob finally gets to talk about Friday the 13th (2009), the kinda, sorta remake. After going to Hell, going in space and going toe-to-toe with Freddy Krueger, Jason goes back to basics in doing what he does best: slaughtering obnoxious douchebags at Crystal Lake.

With it being St. Patrick's Day, the Cinema Snob revisits a certain little green monster. In this outing, the Leprechaun is in Las Vegas, literally painting the town red.

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Coronavirus horror movies seem inevitable, but the Cinema Snob has found one ahead of schedule. It's badly dubbed hodgepodge that uses stock footage of Hell of the Living Dead and Zombies vs. Strippers, films you could be watching instead.

The Cinema Snob looks at another hokey pandemic movie, this one about the bird flu epidemic of 2006. While cheesy and incoherent, it's surprisingly prophetic.

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The Cinema Snob reviews all 3 movies in The Revelation Road Trilogy.

Brace yourself for a wild journey as The Cinema Snob watches this insane 2020 film about a time machine and a plot to assassinate Jesus. It has to be seen to be believed.

Because the first Corona Zombies was such a piece of cinematic art, they rushed out a sequel. The Cinema Snob prepares for the recycled excitement that awaits him.

The Cinema Snob continues on with his mini-series kick, and reviews the classic 1979 TV adaptation of Stephen King's novel Salem's Lot.

The Cinema Snob reviews the Cold War miniseries World War III, which aired in 1982 on NBC. Does this make the Snob way too nervous?

The Snob reviews a backdated Gay-Jewish comedy that seems like it was written partially in the late-1980's.

The Cinema Snob is all abuzz about Murder Hornets, a thing that was never really a thing. Fortunately, somebody made a crappy movie about them.

It's Father's Day, and the Cinema Snob reviews the third and final chapter of The Stepfather trilogy. After miraculously surviving a second death, Mr. Perfect is at it again, but something is different about him.

After being stuck in a closet for what feels like 365 days, the Snob reviews a Netflix movie of the same name that's actually the ONE love story that's worse than Twilight...barely.

The Cinema Snob reviews another film by that ultimate master of WTF, Neil Breen. This time, Neil is an avenger who's traveled back in time to eliminate 3,000,000 evildoers. The Terminator on acid.

The Cinema Snob's Patreon sponsors have spoken, and the winner of this week's poll is Night of the Creeps, Fred Dekker's homage to '50s B-movie horror...with plenty of '80s thrown in.

Some jerks made a sequel to The Jerk, so in honor of the passing of the great comedian, Carl Reiner, the Snob decides to spotlight the made-for-TV sequel that he had nothing to do with.

Snob, Cinema Snob. Time to pay respects to James Bond, so the Snob goes all the way back to 1954 when 007's screen career actually began as a made-for-TV movie.

The Snob continues his look at the early career of James Bond, beginning with his first 1962 theatrical outing.

The Cinema Snob has a double feature episode with the original classic 1976 adaptation of Stephen King's Carrie, PLUS the 1978 knockoff Jennifer, this time about a loner students who uses snakes for revenge.

The Cinema Snob revisits Chucky in the eagerly-awaited sequel to Child's Play. The murderous doll has been rebuilt (for some reason) and is thirsty for revenge.

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Dr. Frank-N-Furter is in the house, as the Cinema Snob commences Musical March (in September) 2020 with the all-time drag classic.

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The curtain comes down on Musical March in September 2020 with that cult classic about a carnivorous singing plant.

Three more weeks 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. The time has finally come for the Cinema Snob to face down the stand-alone cult classic that sees witchcraft enter the computer age.

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With the remake conjuring itself into theaters, the Snob looks back on the original Witches movie.

Before the sequel comes out, The Cinema Snob goes back to 1996 to check out the original sleeper horror hit.

With Halloween out of the way, the Cinema Snob looks back on a very important year in the history of film.

Friday the 13th is upon us again, and the Snob has one more Jason flick to look at: A New Beginning. While he's reviewed it before, films such as these deserve a second look.

No, Mr. Snob, we expect you to review. Rejoining James Bond, the Cinema Snob looks at the series' third entry that's certainly worth its weight in gold.

While last year, The Cinema Snob took a look at the original 1974 film, this year it's time to review the 2006 remake, aka Black X-mas, written and directed by Glen Morgan.

Remember A Karate Christmas Miracle where a boy aspires to be a karate champ in honor of his father? Well, in this one, a boy aspires to be a filmmaker to awaken his friend in a coma. It's a miracle they made another one of these movies.

With Hallmark and Lifetime trying to corner the cookie-cutter Christmas movie market, the Cinema Snob watches what happens when Fox Nation throws their hat in the ring.

After seeing the real Colonel Sanders appear in a few '70s exploitation films, the Cinema Snob is excited to see the Colonel portrayed in a modern exploitation film. It's finger lickin' strange.

It's the Cinema Snob's birthday, but WE get the present: a review of the 1981 horror film appropriately titled Happy Birthday to Me. But something tells me it isn't so happy.

With Christmas just days away, the Cinema Snob finally checks out the extremely loose 2012 remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night.