Terry and June - Season 7 (1983)

Terry's 'Western style' barbecue does not go to plan when an upper class gate crasher arrives and Malcolm and Beattie, misreading the invitation, arrive dressed as North American Indians. Rain eventually puts paid to the barbecue, leaving Terry with dozens of hamburgers which are so inedible that the guests have hidden them in cupboards, under chairs and even in the record-player.

Whilst practising as the master of ceremonies at a local charity auction, Terry learns of the death of Uncle Charlie and attends the funeral with June. He is given Uncle Charlie's ashes to scatter but due to a mix-up he gets arrested when sniffer dogs lead the police to mistake the ashes for drugs.

Malcolm asks Terry to deliver a portrait of Sir Dennis but it gets run over and then workmen accidentally drill a hole in it. The portrait ends up in such a bad way that Beattie suggests Terry and June steal it from the house whilst she takes Malcolm out, but they find they have opposition from real burglars, who mistake the picture for a Picasso and make off with it.