Terry and June - Season 1 (1979)

Middle-class couple June and Terry Medford arrive at their new house in Elm Tree Avenue, Purley, to decorate before moving in - though the wallpaper keeps peeling off, due to Terry's incompetence. After a visit from the couple next door, Brian and Tina, Terry finds a door in the kitchen, which leads to a toilet but when he goes in, part of the toilet falls on his head, landing him in hospital.

The Medfords are about to move house when their daughter Wendy turns up. She announces that she is leaving her husband Roger because he is having an affair with Marjorie, his secretary, though Roger quickly follows and explains that he is merely escorting Marjorie around whilst her husband is abroad and it is all platonic. By the time reconciliation is made the removals man is so annoyed at the family's long-windedness that he starts unloading the van and has to be persuaded by Roger to reload it.

Brian offers to get the Medfords a carpet at a reduced price - in fact it is a cut-off from the new carpet in Terry's office building. However when work colleague Malcolm tells Terry that the office carpet has been stolen Terry assumes that he has innocently fenced it and gets June to help him return it. In the event the Medfords got their carpet legitimately but it is assumed that they were donating it to replace the stolen one.