Sirens - Season 1 (2011)

Stuart,Ashley and Rachid are three randy,maverick paramedics. After Stuart attempts open heart massage to save the female victim of a road traffic accident the trio are sent to see therapist Kirsty Shelmerdine,as sufferers of post traumatic stress. She tells them they will be subject to the classic syndrome of Up,Horny,Down where elation is followed by sexual desire,the satisfaction of which will lead to depression. Whilst Rachid has afternoon delight with a lady barrister and gay Ashley has a bondage session with a black busker Stuart fails to get his policewoman ...

The boys race the fire brigade to be first on the scene when a pregnant woman collapses after which Stuart,teased about his manhood,lies by saying he has a girlfriend. After turning down an offer by Maxine he quickly arranges a date with student Angie but she goes like a train whilst he gets brewer's droop. Advice from Maxine leads him to trace its cause to anxiety over a call from the father he has not seen for seventeen years,so a meeting is arranged. However Angie has not been totally honest with him as he about to find out,providing a bizarre solution to his ...

The boys are called to a student house where Rachid finds the rotting corpse of a young man who has lain dead in the shower for several days. Literally haunted by the deceased and scared of dying alone Rachid proposes to his girlfriend Sarah but gets knocked back since she only dated him out of pity as she thought he was terminally ill. Fortunately he has Kirsty and Ashley to talk him through his crisis. Stuart names Maxine as his contact in case of emergency (or I.C.E.) but soon wishes he hadn't.