Simon's Peculiar Portions - Season 1 (2020)

Simon tells us about a crazy Elsa doll and a very peculiar letter in the town of Grimsby.

A grandma falls from the 7th floor of an apartment building and survives by landing on vegetables.

Monkeys invade a village, PETA wants a robot groundhog and Cafe Rouge goes cheese mad.

Scientists train rats to drive and we look at a questionable toy.

Lewis mimes the head of YT swallowing tubs of dog semen.

A man sits in a barrel on a pole. Why?

The guys attempt to sort through Simon's latest pick of weird internet news, but quickly become distracted by cat pictures.

The guys make a modern art piece.

Lewis and Simon look at perhaps their strangest story yet.

The guys make art.

A dog is put in charge of a town and Simon and Lewis look at some tiny gonads.

A baboon absolutely goes for it - good for him.

A horse gets to fly in luxury, and he's not even taking advantage of the window seat.

A man shows off his hot date to the whole family.

A parental unit makes a questionable decision for their son and we have some llama news closer to home.

The guys look at some weird butt stuff.

This week, a brand new segment - poo news.

A poor woman has the worst date of probably anyone's life.

How far would you go to shoo off a snake?

Simon and Lewis describe the potential plot of Homeward Bound 3.

A man blue himself.

Simon and Lewis read the best headlines ever.

The guys look at breakfast curry burgers.

Simon and Lewis read some of the best headlines ever.

The Bolivian Pan Flute orchestra are in a spot of trouble.

Florida man is back and hold onto your hats, this one is a wild ride.

This poor woman puts up with a lot for some good toast.

That's right, you read the title correctly - an alcoholic monkey attacks 250 people. That's not even the weirdest news this week, but it's the only one that was safe to put in the title.

This giant teddy bear is freaking us out and we take a trip down memory lane.

There's a Ninja Studies Degree now available and the lives of a family are saved by a naked passerby.

This week, there's a lot of animal news including boozy ducks and illegal pig juices.

An airplane passenger attempts to reheat a pizza using an LED light which produces no heat.

We learn a disgusting fact about penguins, leaving us horrified and breathless.

A man eats his own book.

Lewis and Simon look through the annals of old news - very old news.

Look here, it's another week if classics, absolute Stonkers if you will.

Lewis and Simon look at the dancing plague, the story of a 200 foot woman and a splendid array of Victorian Christmas cards.

Happy Halloween. Lewis and Simon discuss vampire fish falling from the sky in Alaska and St. Osyth - Essex's most haunted village.

Lewis and Simon look at incorrect doomsday prophecies, including the fart that could have ended the world.

Lewis just finds Toby Carvery hilarious for some reason we'll never understand.

Lewis and Simon examine a family of cockroaches living in a man's ear, a Norwegian island that wants to abolish time and the escape of the real Annabelle doll that inspired the Conjuring films.

Today, we start talking about crabs and just don't stop for 19 minutes.

Simon an Lewis look at the most expensive sheep in the world, a man who took a horse and cart to KFC and some feral pigs that ate $22k worth of coke.

Lewis and Simon watch men slap each other for 17 minutes, and it's surprisingly addictive.

Merry Christmas. Simon's PP is tinsel-donned and full of festive cheer.

Can you imagine being more poop than human?

A very special nude news this week which includes, confusingly, how to defend yourself from a polar bear.

This caravan truly is royal and fit for The Queen. It even has Union Jack cushions.

What's happening in the Russia of America this week?