Rab C. Nesbitt - Season 6 (1997)

Rab is forced into the humiliating position of becoming a human burger to advertise a local fast food joint - or risk losing his benefits. Mary,meanwhile, enjoys the high life, thanks to the thieving activities of Gash and his cousin Screech, but feels guilty when she observes Rab's hard work. Rab, though, is also tempted to be dishonest.

Feeling neglected because Rab is spending so much time at his newly acquired allotment, Mary takes up with old flame 'Mental' Frankie Brammer, who has done very well for himself, and who offers Rab a job. However he is a villain and the 'job' is robbing a garden centre. Should Rab take the money or do the right thing to win back his Mary?

On a visit to the doctor Rab is diagnosed with a cancerous growth in his stomach and has to go to the oncology department for chemotherapy. He loses his hair but because the wig shop is very expensive he buys a joke Beatle wig instead. However, whilst visiting the weird family of Gash's betrothed, Natalie, he collapses and has to be admitted to hospital.