Nostalgia Critic - Season 5 (2012)

The Critic reviews "Star Trek V" and wonders why in a movie whose plot involves a mission to find God does director/writer William Shatner include a three-breasted cat lady, a musical number, and a half-naked 50-year-old woman dancing.

The Critic explores the Next Generation crew's first foray into movies and is profoundly annoyed at the confusing and nonsensical subplots, most notably the exploitation of Data's emotion chip.

Linkara finally catches up to the Critic as they close out "Star Trek Month" by reviewing what they consider to be the worst "Star Trek" film of all: "Star Trek: Insurrection."

The Critic contends with both an annoying clown doctor and the Robin Williams film "Patch Adams," which he found annoying and historically inaccurate for a movie based on a true story.

The Critic shocks everyone by deciding to review the 2008 anime film "Ponyo" for his 200th episode.

The Critic tries to explain why movies featuring monkeys, or in this movie's case, chimps are not funny when he reviews the awful "Dunston Checks In."

The Critic reviews "Thomas and the Magic Railroad," a movie based on a children's TV show he's never seen and is shocked to learn that Oscar-nominated actors Alec Baldwin and Peter Fonda are in this movie.

Notorious Internet hater, Douchy McNitpick, returns with yet another top 11 list of all the mistakes the Critic has made.

The Critic reviews yet another bad Macaulay Culkin film: "Richie Rich," a movie that, despite being released back when America still had an economy, shows us how the "1%" people live.

The Critic explores the "Feces of the Jungle" by reviewing the Tim Allen stinker, "Jungle 2 Jungle."

For the latest installment of "Old vs. New," the Critic decides to compare two classic Hannibal Lecter movies: the 1986 thriller "Manhunter" and its 2002 remake, "Red Dragon" with Anthony Hopkins as Lecter.

Sage forces the Critic to review the cheesy 80's animated sci-fi film "Starchaser: The Legend of Orin," a movie that blatantly rips off "Star Wars."

Optimus Prime fills in for the Critic as he oversees the casting call for the next Transformers movie and recalls the glory days of the classic 80's Transformers cartoon series.

The Critic makes it no secret that he's not a fan of 90s child star Mara Wilson and he reinforces that with a review of another one of her movies: A Simple Wish (1997). Unfortunately, that leads to a shocking surprise cameo appearance from the actress herself.

While anticipating the summer releases of The Avengers and Prometheus, the Critic reviews the one movie that has a connection to both: Alien: Resurrection.

Running out of material that deal with bad Robin Williams movies, The Critic finds new material when he finds out the latest movie he has to review, Jack is directed by The Godfather's Francis Ford Coppola.

The Critic does yet another crossover review, this time with Diamanda. The movie they're reviewing? The really strange anime anthology classic, "Heavy Metal."

The Critic review another really bad movie adaptation of a cartoon he thinks is not funny: Disney's Mr. Magoo.

The Critic counts his top 11 favorite episodes of the long-running animated classic, The Simpsons.

The Critic takes aim at M. Night Shyamalan when he reviews a movie he hates yet everyone else loves: Signs.

The Critic caves in to popular demand and reviews Digimon: The Movie based on a cartoon he knows absolutely nothing about. Luckily for him, he knows someone who does. Guest starring Jesuotaku and Angry Joe.

The Critic counts down his top 11 favorite movie themes of all time.

At a convention, two guys find the Critic comatose. As they try to revive him, he is forced to review the cause of his current state: Baby Geniuses 2.

The Critic clashes with 80's Dan and his crew over whether or not Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is the worst Indiana Jones film ever. Guest starring Brad Jones.

The Critic and Todd in the Shadows team up to do a review of The Wiz, an urban take on The Wizard of Oz featuring Michael Jackson and written by Joel Schumacher, inventor of the dreaded Bat Credit Card.

Annoyed that the film Total Recall got a remake, the Critic decides to review the original Arnold Schwarzenegger classic, a movie he actually likes despite it being a Schwarzenegger film. Guest starring That Sci-Fi Guy.

The Critic's past, present and future selves collide causing a temporal paradox that can only be solved by reviewing the 2002 live-action adaptation of Scooby-Doo.

The Nostalgia Critic is still mourning the loss of his close friend and colleague, Ma-Ti. As if things weren't bad enough, he soon finds himself under house arrest, thanks to protests from Terl, the psychotic Psychlo; Paw discovers a strange entity emanating from space.

Government agents confiscate Spoony, while the Critic "beams up" his fellow reviewers to his house in order to put their minds together to come up with a solution to right the Critic's wrongs and find Ma-Ti and stop the current threat on the planet. In short (no offense, Mickey), they steal equipment from Dr. Insano and convert the Critic's house into a galactic cruiser.

The Channel Awesome crew blasts off into space aboard the U.S.S. Exit Strategy (Doug's house), bound for Europa. During the trip, the crew amuse themselves with various activities, such as Paw shooting a vlog and C.R. and JesuOtaku start building a contraption envisioned in their similar dream, and Lindsay, Todd and Lupa finally solve their love triangle; Meanwhile, Terl teams up with the jaded General Zod.

Part IV finds our heroes pitted against Terl and General Zod. The Critic rescues Sage, Sad Panda and Spoony from Terl's men, only to engage in a lengthy battle of many weapons and wits. Through a series of beaming snafus, the Cinema Snob gets captured.

The captive Cinema Snob is tempted by the Dark Side to abandon the critics for a chance to create his own movie. Meanwhile, another crew member is assimilated by Mechakara and the Nostalgia Chick and Film Brain goes inside Spoony's head to find out the truth about the Plot Hole and Ma-Ti.

The Snob turns to the "dark side"; Film Brain has a horrifying vision of the power behind all this madness, and Lupa and JewWario thwart Mechakara's attempt to eradicate the entire crew.

Luke Mochrie seeks out the wise and powerful Oancitizen, who trains him in the ways of The Plot; the critics prepare for battle against the Executor's army; the Nostalgia Critic succumbs to his own feeling of self-doubt and heads for The Hole, not knowing that it's a trap!

The crap hits the fan as Luke and Snob engage in a duel of the fates; the Nostalgia Critic has an out-of-universe experience and meets his maker; Linkara arrives to save the day aboard Comicron 1, and The Executor, Terl, Zod and Mechakara are destroyed. But what about the Critic? Will he decide to enter the real world or continue on in a scripted, contrived universe?