Next Week Now - Season 5 (2019)

It's NPR week at Next Week Now. We'd like to send a shout out to public broadcasting, ya know before it's defunded. The news is also getting defunded.

I don't know where this host came from, but I know someone who does know everything. It's THE NEWS.

This week no one knows what's on the prompter. The only thing running through our brains is THE NEWS.

We have a special host flown all the way in from Breat Gritain, but I'm not sure that's a real place. Let's find out in THE NEWS.

An alcoholic is in the building, but you know what's also in the building? THE NEWS.

It's the 24Seven week. I'm sure you're wondering what I cut to give room for commercials...I'd rather not discuss that content. THE NEWS.

Famed celebrity "the voice from the crosswalks on Guadalupe" is in the building with us. You know what else is in the building? THE NEWS.

Which news will we hear today? Sad news? Bad news? Glad news? Fad news? You'll certainly hear THE NEWS.

Logan Thomas finally hosts the show, we see what isolation of a man does to someone, and why we have separate bathrooms. NEWS.