Next Week Now - Season 3 (2018)

As February comes to an end, so does our point count. Why do we keep losing all our points? You'll just need to keep watching the news to find out.

We bound into spring with all the fervor of a rabbit but none of the fertility. What'll that mean for mating season? Find out on Next Week Now.

The number six is considered a perfect number, well this is hard from a perfect show but we did have six mistakes. See if you can count them all.

Two weeks ago was the Ides of March. But don't worry, Julius Caesar can only be stabbed once...well actually he was stabbed several times...but it only happened once. The news.

Easter has passed, or it soon will. Next Week Now has trouble telling the time. Sometimes we just predict things currently happening.

It's our LIVE EPISODE!...Well, I mean they're all live. But this one we never went to commercial. Take that, capitalism.

We get a little silent today, not in protest but rather in...film. Also, one might've noticed we are lacking pre-recorded segments...and then one might also shut up about that.

Here on Next Week Now we've been pushing some pretty heavy messages about the squid...but is that going to end up biting us in the butt?

I was wrong. The birds attacked. They took both my eyes now. They took back the bread that they brought me. This turned from Thanksgiving to D Day in World War 2.