$#*! My Dad Says - Season 1 (2010)

Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate business.

Ed tries to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes, however, his plan backfires when he inadvertently lends Henry's jacket to a friend. Meanwhile, Vince regrets asking Bonnie to tell him all the juicy details about a previous relationship.

Ed tries to put the kibosh on an article Henry writes about him. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie befriend the "it" couple of the high-end San Diego real estate market.

Vince is jealous when Ed bonds with his dog. Meanwhile, Henry agrees to go on a date with Katie, Vince and Bonnie's crazy boss, in order to get them a real estate listing.

Ed's navy buddy comes to visit and ends up insulting Tim, Ed's housekeeper. Meanwhile, Henry accidentally sees Bonnie naked.

Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach, and when a furious Ed confronts the motivational speaker, his heart gets some romantic motivation.

Henry tries to broker a truce between Ed and his neighbor after discovering they are having a long-standing feud. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie have trouble adopting a dog.

Bonnie tries to start a tradition of family dinners, but it makes the men lose their appetites. Also, Ed befriends a new hot shot doctor at the hospital and wishes Henry could be more like him.

Ed gets thrown a curveball when baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to someone else. Also, Vince and Bonnie's new living situation with Ed and Henry makes their baby-making efforts more work than romance.

When Bonnie and Vince learn that their first wedding wasn't legal, they plan a new ceremony, but Ed wants to break-up with them when he finds out that Bonnie's father is coming.

When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush

Ed wants to put the brakes on his pursuit of Rosemary after she says she would like to be romanced. Also, Vince and Henry have a "'Stache-Off" to see who can grow a mustache faster.

Ed turns green with envy when a millionaire vies for Rosemary's affections. Also, Bonnie and Vince's former boss tries to make amends with an "egg"-centric gift.

With a burglar on the loose in their neighborhood, Ed wants to use his prized gun for protection, but Rosemary shoots down the idea. Also, Vince and Bonnie look for some extra help during their trip to a fertility clinic.

Ed's status changes to "confused" when he meets Henry's new Facebook girlfriend and senses a strange connection to her. Also, Bonnie and Vince join a reality television series when they help a reality star go house hunting.