MADtv - Season 9 (2003)

Sketches: Archie Tomlinson Oldsmobile, Celebrities Uncensored, Queer Eye For The Strange Guy, The O'Reilly Factor: Gray Davis, Stuart Sees A Therapist, Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Restaurant, Ike and Josh Hitprov.

Sketches: Average Asian Angry Asian, John Madden For Vagisil, Angela's Funniest Home Video, Newlyweds, A Football Thing, 7am Condo Report 2, MTV's Direct Effect.

200th episode, Hey Mad, The Bachelorette, Kenny Rogers punk'd, DMW License Renewal, Real *****ing Talk

Sketches: Music Video: "Me Against Madonna", The Washington Journal, Sean's Surprise Birthday Party, Wheel Of Fortune: Government Worker Week, Werewolf Charges, Trina: Matchmakers Costume Carnival, Sleeper Cells.

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Sketches: The Today Show: Winter Concert, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Plane Ride, Mexican Mariachi Band, 60 Minutes: Andy Rooney Censored, Spishak Bug Zapper, Special Patrick: Special Olympics Championships, Dr. Phil: I Hear Voices.

Sketches: Lords Of The Bling: Return Of The Bling, Boys Of Abercrombie and Fitch, News Retractions, The Lillian Verner Game Show, Lorraine Makes A Baby Room Raucous, Postal Workers Go Postal, Connie Chung On E. Kate Hudson's Baby Shower.

Sketches: Elizabeth Smart Christmas, Bowling For Christmas, Happy Channukah from Woody Allen and Soon-Yi, Suge Knight's Court Ordered Holiday Album, Marvin Tikvah Christmas, Feuding Parents Christmas, Happy Holidays From Renee Zellweger.

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Sketches: John Madden's Movie Review, Scare Tactics, Dr. Kylie: Fertility, Celebrity Survivor, Fireballs Press Conference, Encore: Angela: Racism Project.

Sketches: Gabmore Girls, expedia.com, Mrs. Campbell: The Apprentice, The Kim Jong-Il Show, Stuart: Next Door, Aries' Vocal Tips, The Bride Of Funkenstein, Chrysler Drive and Love, Encore: Senator Debate.

Abercrombie and Fitch employees don't like their new co-worker (Lee); Jovan Muskatelle (Key) reviews his generation of raving lunatics; The Lillian Verner Game Show; a vacation at Disneyland turns sinister; critics give reviews of Two and a Half Men; Snoop Dogg and Don" Magic " Juan appear on a episode of Real Motherfucking talk; violent events are featured in an evening newscast; the Phillip Morris company underhandedly glorifies smoking; Patti LaBelle (Gaither) guest-stars in a sitcom with an overly-long opening sequence.

Sketches: Mike Tyson's Gettin' It All Back Tour, The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, Payless Shoe's, The Price Is Right: Circa 1974, Bae Sung Master Translator: Lady Samurai, Happy Trails Lorraine, Static Electricity.

Sketches: Crest White Strips, Dot: National Spelling Bee Championships, Rusty: Academy Awards Seat Filler, American Political Idol, Family Feud: Cold Mountain vs. Lord Of The Rings, The Hip Hop Sock Shop, Judgement On Grand Avenue.

Sketches: Trojan OvaMax Contraceptive Patch, The Wayne Brady Show Gets Cancelled, Cold Case, Taco Hell, Wedding Day, The Tonight Show With Jay Leno: Jay Walking Mania, A Farewell To Frasier, Pirate Party Productions.

Sketches: Over The Rainbow, Who Wants To Be A Super Duper Millionaire, Revenge Of Satans Undead Dolls, 7am Condo Report, Crossing The Hell Over, Bae Sung: Airport, Hulk 2 Me Out Of Closet, Kim Jong-Il Show, The Rear View To The World-Wide.

Sketches: John Madden: Easter/Spring Break, Money, Not A 24 Parody, Geert: Sunglass Shack, QVC: Fashion Over 40, Hitprov: Romeo and Juliet, Encore: Mrs. Campbell: Fastfood Lawsuit News Story, Supermarket Superheros.

Sketches: Average Asian: Dating, Kiss The Twisted Eye Of The Beholder Of The Ya-Ya Double Jeopardyhood, The Price Is Right: Circa 1986, Funkenstein Against Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde, Bae Sung: Court Interpreter, Choppy The Janitor.

Sketches: Angela: Montel, The Wizard Of Oz, Marvin Tikvah: Chubby Chaser, The O.C., Sean Gidcomb: Bring Your Child To Work Day, The Food Network - The Eggsellent Marathon, Encore: Stuart Gets A Rival.

Sketches: Whoopi Goldberg For Slimfast, Dr. Kylie Chinese Bird Flu, Inappropriate Assembly Behavior, Lillian Verner Game Show Mother's Day, Choppy Sexual Harassment Training, Drunk Guy In First Person, Encore Child Genius, Sleeptalking.

Sketches: Brown Business, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Prom Night, Hollywood Squares: Desperate Gimmick Week, Doggone Tired Of Them!, Dominic The Giant At Work, Shot In The Head, Metaphorica, Sorority Row: Makeover, Fox Action News.

Sketches: Baby Abercrombie, The Superstitious Knights, Stuart: Poker Game, Real M************ Talk: FCC/Tonys, The Price Is Right: Circa 1134 BC, Funkenstein Against The Werewolf Hookers.