King of the Hill - Season 9 (2004)

Peggy tries to spruce up the front yard by purchasing a lawn gnome, much to Hank's horror.

Hank is embarrassed when his new driver's license lists him as female. And after reviewing the Warren Commission Report, Dale turns pro-America.

Hank makes a bizarre decision to adopt the pet of a soldier, expecting a dog. When the military drops off a wholly unpleasant cat at the door instead, Hank realizes that the cat's vet bills will ruin his family's upcoming travel plans.

Enrique's marriage is in limbo, but rather than face up to his problems, he tries to find someone else to turn to. He chooses to confide in a heartless Hank who casts him out.

Hank realizes he doesn't have any home-owner's insurance; Dale realizes people are willing to pay money to be stung by bees; Bill and Boomhauer discover the pleasures of a deep fryer; and Peggy and Luanne get stuck at a highway rest stop.

Hank and his friends tend to the grass on a football field to keep the groundskeeper from being fired; and Luanne falls for Lucky's new rims.

When Luanne runs up a large credit-card debt, Peggy vows to help her pay it off... but ends up buying a roller-derby team in the process.

John Redcorn opens a gambling casino on his land.

Dale poses as The Smoking Bandit, a masked marauder who goes around to several Arlen businesses violating their anti-smoking regulations.

When the station manager hires a new weatherman to replace Nancy after she blows an important forecast, Peggy convinces Nancy that covering a dangerous wildfire is the only way to win back her job.

A track coach uses Bobby to shame good athletes when they get out of line.

Bill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club.