Everything Wrong with... - Season 8 (2020)

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At this point you are either already on board with this film before it even comes out, or you're not. Guess where we stand. Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw has sins galore.

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Did you know there was an animated Addams Family movie last year? Well, there was, and it was not good. Full of sins. So we counted them, as usual.

This movie is just good enough to make you mad about how bad it is. For a half hour, it's ass-kicking fun, and then it goes and gets sentimental about the past and it falls of the rails. Here are the sins of Terminator: Dark Fate.

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Frozen was fine--Wreck it Ralph was better. But Frozen 2? We only got Frozen 2 because Frozen 1 made so much money. (Sigh.) But I guess we better count the sins in Frozen 2, now that it's a thing.

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Here's a fun animated movie that most people seemed to enjoy. So let's nitpick it for sins.

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Night At the Museum. A movie so stupid and crowd-pleasing they made a couple more of these things. Nothing about this movie makes any sense, and there are sins galore.

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. Well here we are, we've come to the end of the Skywalker Saga. And it's pretty confusing.

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Birds of Prey is a pretty fun action romp, but for some reason, people stayed away from it in theaters. Regardless, it still has sins, as do all movies, so we did what we do when we do what we do.

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Ever since we sinned the first two, many of you have been demanding we sin the third and final Back to the Future movie, Back to the Future III. And it's a pandemic, and no new movies have been released in a while, and we are looking for things to sin so we thought - hey, why not appease that group of folks clamoring for the sins of Back to the Future III? So we did it. Sue us.

Serenity is the film version of the TV show Firefly, which had a cult following enough in the early aughts to get a movie made, but today might have been able to use Twitter to get the show picked up by another outlet. Regardless, it's a fine movie. Entertaining for the most part, largely derivative of the show. Shrug.

Sonic the Hedgehog is a movie. That's a fact, and it will be true forever. Is that movie any good? Ehhhh. Does the movie have sins? YES.

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We thought it was time to finally count the sins of Onward, Pixar's latest film. It's an adventure story about two brothers, a magic gem, and a weekend at Bernie's. And it has plenty of sins.

Angel Has Fallen is the third in the "has fallen" series, and each keeps getting progressively more insane. And more sinful. Gerard Butler likes making absurd, sinful movies.

The Call of the Wild is a pretty average film. Let's forget that the story has already been filmed before - this is just a bland retelling that doesn't bring anything new to the table EXCEPT Harrison Ford. And he's trying less here than he did during the "still in carbonite" scenes in Return of the Jedi. But even beyond the fake-ass dog, this movie has sins, dude. LOTS of sins.

The Hangover was such a big hit they ended up making THREE of them - they get progressively less and less funny. Anyway, we went looking for sins in the original and whoa daddy - are there sins?!?

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The Invisible Man is freaking awesome. Creepy, intelligent, modern - what more do you want? Regardless, or irregardless, we still went looking for sins and found some, like we normally do.

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Live Free or Die Hard is the first Die Hard film to NOT be rated R. And it shows. There's a lot of mumbo jumbo about hacking, a pretty ridiculous car-vs-helicopter scene, and Justin Long. Oh, and it's got sins. Lots of 'em.

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The Hitman's Bodyguard is a movie that you can enjoy. We won't stop you. The two leads are charming and have good chemistry. But the plot is a mess. And it has lots of sins.

Fantasy Island is a horror movie that makes no sense. Like, no sense. But it has jump scares and pretty people. So you might enjoy it. Oh, it also has sins - lots of them.

Big is a classic comedy film and one of Tom Hanks' most famous performances. We love it. But it still has sins, so we were compelled to count them.

Batman vs TMNT. Batman AND the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?!? Yes, this is a real movie, and yes, it has sins. So we counted them.

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Rio 2 is a real movie you probably forgot existed. But yes, they did make a sequel. Something about the rain forest, I don't know - I forgot it already. But it was sinful as hell.

Enemy of the State is a movie that is WAY ahead of its time, but also objectively bonkers. It begins as a warning about government surveillance, but ends in a basic shootout. This movie is watchable as hell, but it has sins like crazy.

Ice Age: The Meltdown is actually the SECOND movie in the series, which is weird because it feels like the fourth or fifth. Regardless, this has f*cking Scrat and tons of sins.

Chicken Little is an animated movie that almost all of us forgot even happened. BUT - it has sins. So we counted 'em.

The Book of Eli is a post-apocalyptic movie about the search for The Bible. Denzel Washington stars and Gary Oldman is the villain, and it's SUPER watchable and fun. But it does have sins. So we counted them.

They are still making Anabelle movies. And Anabelle Comes Home is the third one. And it has LOTS of sins. Such sins.

Hercules is the Disney movie that time forgot. It's in between the good ones and the not-as-good ones - but it's pretty good. memorable songs, fun villain. Oh, and plenty of sins.

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Corpse Bride is a Tim Burton stop-motion animation film that tries to recaptures the magic of The Nightmare before Christmas. It doesn't really succeed. There are charming moments, but LOTS of sins.

Ad Astra. This movie is not everyone's cup of tea. It has some really good stuff, but it's also overlong, over-narrated, and a little too heady. Oh, and the sins. Gobs of 'em.

Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Okay, I'm gonna stop there. Here's a '90s horror movie with an upcoming remake. It has scares, bees, and sins, so we counted the sins. We don't count bees around here.

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Trolls 2: World Tour is a real movie that happened. And it's freaking bonkers, baby. Most of you probably didn't even realize this movie existed, but it does and we have counted the sins.

Coraline is creepy, endearing, original, and fun. BUT it still has sins. So we counted them.

Bram Stoker's Dracula is definitely a movie. A movie that swings for the fences. It's something, that's for sure. We counted the sins, because that's what we do, but boy howdy is this thing - something.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a movie that should be fun. Or funny. Or charming. Or winky. But it's none of those things. It's basically a straight vampire action film that just happens to have a famous president in it. It's weird, man. Oh, and sinful as all hell.

Lethal Weapon is an all-time classic action film and a pioneer in the buddy-cop genre. But, like all movies, it has sins, and today is the day we decided to count them.

The Polar Express is based on a beloved children's book and serves as the first fully-motion-captured animated film. And it has a LARGE uncanny valley. And sins. Lots of sins.

Crank is one of the most bonkers movies ever made. It's relentless, energetic, and a little bit dated, honestly. And it has loads of sins. So we counted them.

The Simpsons Movie was long overdue when it came out, but generally delivered the laughs for most fans, and enough box office for Fox to eventually be sold to Disney. Oh, and it had sins, man. Lots of sins.

Here's a Shrek spin-off that never should have happened. Humpty's plan makes no sense, and this is a one-note character. Oh, also there are sins.

The Croods is an animated film from 2013 about a prehistoric family that is somehow part Ice Age, part Bug's Life, and part Nicholas Cage. And FULL of sins. And THEY MADE A SEQUEL?!?

Animal Crackers, a Netflix film, is a movie whose story we have followed for a long time on our podcast, having interviewed co-director, Scott Sava, twice about the journey of making this film. But it still has sins, yo.

Man, I forgot Over The Hedge even existed. And it's not a terrible movie. It's no Pixar, but it's got fun and funny moments. AND Bruce Willis. And sins - so many sins.

Speed is an action classic from the mid-'90s. Good concept, good execution, charming actors - we LOVE it. And it cemented Keanu Reeves as a star. But you know that movie still has sins, right? So we counted them up, as we do. Enjoy.

Dolittle is a movie that didn't need to be made - we've got a few of these already. And even with the star power of Robert Downey Junior, this movie has no magic, no charm. It's unfunny, confusing, and kind of boring. And it also has lots of sins.

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Jingle All the Way is a holiday classic for people with no taste. It's a bad movie. I don't care what your friend or favorite music producer says. It's lame. And full of sins.

We did NOT?!? Why, yes - we did. Raiders of the Lost Ark has sins just like any other movie, and so, yeah, we did. We counted them sins up. That's what we do. We are both sorry and not sorry.

The Grinch. The animated retelling/reboot/origin-story of the Grinch character. It's quite something. I hear it made decent money and many folks loved it, and I think that's pretty cute. This thing is full of sins and we're gonna count 'em, dammit, cause that's what we do.

The New Mutants took forever to finally come out, and then did so during a pandemic. And hey - there's more to like about this movie than I expected. But it's got sins galore.

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