Big Train - Season 2 (2002)

The Beefeaters return on a recruitment drive, the hazards of employing a man on strings are uncovered and we meet Dominic Flasks, a zoo keeper with a preference for sea lions.

The advantages of wearing armour are brought home for a group of knights in a battle who discover that whilst Hawaiian shirts may seem cool, they're not much of a defence against the average blade. And afer finding their second Messiah in two days, the Church of Science and Knowledge looks at making its questionnaire just that little bit harder.

Even if your legs are about to be cut off thanks to a bloody battle, there's still time to celebrate your surgeon's birthday - whisky or no whisky. Lessons can also be learnt from the public information film that questions whether making a ham sandwich can honestly be classed as nothing more than just a bit of fun, and from the over-confident office worker whose job really is his life.