'Allo 'Allo! - Season 1 (1984)

Michelle brings a bottle of nitroglycerin to the café for safe keeping until it is time for her to use it to blow up a German train. However, as it is in a gin bottle, Edith thinks it really is gin and gives some to Madame Fanny. René and the two German officers meet the plane bringing their uniforms but on board there is only a Jewish tailor who takes their measurements. He does, however, take the painting of "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies" back to London to be copied.

General von Klinkenhoff of the German High Command is to arrive in Nouvion by train. Von Strohm and Geering are not keen to see him as he will find out about their incompetence and allow themselves to assist the Resistance in blowing up his train. The General survives and various suspects are arrested but ultimately only René is identified as a saboteur and is sentenced to be shot. Various people try to help him escape from prison but in vain. However, as Gruber prepares to supervise the execution von Strohm substitutes harmless wooden bullets for the lethal real ones.

René's funeral is to be arranged by the village undertaker Monsieur Alphonse. Flick, along with his girlfriend, Private Helga, will be watching on the off-chance that the mourners will include other Resistance members who can then be arrested, but the plan is leaked so that Monsieur Leclerc will pose as the priest and no Resistance members will attend. René himself is passed off as his twin brother, also called René, come to pay his respects. In the absence of a body, Michelle hides some anti-tank mines that she has been given in the coffin but of course it falls off ...

The Resistance capture von Strohm and Geering, whom they intend to shoot in return for the death of the late café owner. The task of shooting them is to be given to René in revenge for his brother's slaying. Fortunately he is able to enable all three of them to escape in time to meet the plane bringing the forged painting back from England, which they intend to return to Flick. Unfortunately, it is only after the hand-over has been accomplished that they discover that they gave him the genuine original and they have the copy.

Hearing that Flick intends to send the painting back to Berlin the next day, von Strohm directs René to make the switch that night. A diversion is arranged in the form of a Hitler Youth Dance, in which local girls dressed in Bavarian costumes will perform for the Gestapo officer's delight. Meanwhile, René and Edith, wearing the German uniforms that arrived on the plane, will take the forgery back to Flick's office. Unfortunately the guard takes the painting from them and sends them away. Now Flick has the original, the London forgery and one he made himself to work a ...