1000 Ways to Die - Season 5 (2011)

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, a red head gets taken down, a bad-ass teen meets a mail box, a shiester shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, a crazy ex gets ex'd out and a farting contest turns fatal.

Food trucker gets fried, band member learns seppuku, agro bouncer forgets the point, chemical engineer gets burned, drug dealer goes for a trip, a mime is silenced, tennis flirt meets her demise.

An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot'em up, girl wants to strangle her boss, art snob falls during toast, EMT gets a shock, blogger gets a blog clot.

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

Southern belle gets choked up, phony tow truck driver gets hooked, a waitress gets a bad tip, food critic gets the point, spoiled teenager loses face, cheating wife has an unhappy ending and an arrogant break dancer loses heart.

Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

Gastric bypass surgery turns fatal; Trainer and barbells meet; polygamist falls for his own trap; a couple wine and die; squatter gets screwed; a scalper gets scalped; ex-jock gets extinguished.

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.