1000 Ways to Die - Season 1 (2008)

Sex-crazed beauty works out a fantasy with some fresh-produce. Attorney jumps out of the conference room window on the 40th floor! Young couple has their last "quickie" in a helium-filled deathtrap.

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#504 Wel-Dead" an adrenal junkie is accidentally electrocuted by a welding machine, "#230 Trailer Trashed" a man poisons himself when he pours bleach in his mobile home's toilet, "#171 Nite Capped" a man is shot and killed by a bullet shot into the air on New Years, "#385 Sh*t Faced" a man with a throat operation dies after an alcohol enema, "#197 Dead Eye" a gym instructor accidentally impales himself through the eye, and "#319 Domin-a-Dead" a 32-year old virgin dies of an allergic reaction when he is put in a latex ...

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#610 Deep Fried" a man with anger issues falls into a vat of hydrochloric acid after attacking his former boss, "#892 Gorgeous Gorge" a supermodel with bulimia dies after an eating binge, "#347 Re-Tired" a pornography addict impales himself after overfilling a tire until it explodes, "#652 Botoxicated" a woman worried about wrinkles dies after a bad Botox injection, "#498 Choke-A-Lot" two kitchen workers die after inhaling coco powder, and "#629 Sex Ray" a patient dies after being left in an X-ray machine by his over ...

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#314 Dung For" a man sleeping with a farmer's daughter dies after being buried in manure, "#622 Brain Worms" a couple gets infected by parasites after eating a dinner of live snails, "#401 Abracadaver" a magician dies after his assistant shoots him during a bullet catch, "#429 Weed Whacked" two stoners die after smoking poison sumac, "#221 Rebel Without a Pulse" a Civil War deserter dies of a heart attack after a firing squad misses him, and "#510 Kill Basa" a man dies of a blood clot after hiding a sausage in his disco ...

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#770 Face Offed" a showgirl dies of flesh-eating bacteria after she cuts herself when shaving her legs, "#47 Re-Coiled" a survivalist is shot in the heart when a snake accidentally wraps around the trigger of his rifle, "#301 Sucked Offed" an escaped prisoner is killed by leeches after hiding in a river, "#312 Re-Formed" a burglar is crushed to death after hiding in a dumpster that is emptied into a garbage truck, "#963 Fin-ished" a woman chokes to death on a fish after she pulls her fishing line in too hard, and "#552 ...

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#502 Gas-Hole" a biker dies after drinking the gasoline in his motorcycle and throwing up in a fire, "#1 Ichiboned" a repressed Japanese couple dies from heart attacks when they first make love, #518 Jake N' Baked" a narcoleptic dies after falling asleep in an industrial oven, "#734 Die It" a woman dies after using tapeworms as a diet aid, "#499 Pained Gun" a boy is killed when a paint ball gun explode into his throat, and "#283 Deadliest Catch" an electrician fishing with a power line electrocutes himself. It also talks...

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#77 Red, White and Blew" a man accidentally shoots himself in the face with a homemade firecracker on the fourth of July, "#756 Bank Ruptured" a man with pica disorder dies when he eats too many metal objects, "#66 Guitar Zeros" two heavy metal fans in China fall out of a window while head banging, "#196 Radium Girls" a woman dies of cancer after painting herself with glow-in-the-dark radium paint, "#638 Oz Holed" two Ozzy Osborn fans die after trying to snort fire ants, and "#710 Tanked Girl" a deep sea diver dies when ...

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#117 Gut Busted" a man with serious gas dies after his girlfriend bursts his stomach with a punch, "#417 DestRoid" an amateur bodybuilder dies of a heart attack at the gym while using steroids, "#78 Text Dead" a woman who is texting is run over by a car driven by the man who is texting her, "#210 Pissed Off" a golfer is bitten by a rat that crawled up his pants leg and dies of Weil's syndrome, "#222 Car Jacked" a car thief gets caught hanging upside down on a rope and dies of a stroke, and "#201 Blown Job" an intoxicated...

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#447 Water Logged" a cliff diver drowns after diving into the water and tearing his colon, "#302 Funny Boned" a man laughs for thirty six hours and dies of a heart attack, "#72 Bowed Out" a Japanese man dies of an aneurysm after hitting another man on the head during a bow, "#277 You're So Vein" a death row inmate survives a lethal injection but dies shortly after being unbuckled from the gurney, "#85 Doggie Style" a drunk chokes to death on a hot dog he tried to swallow whole, and "#403 Heart On" a disturbed man dies ...